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Here's a list of funnies posted on Nealz Nuze and sent out in the Boortz Blast.

12/28/06 A woman at the hardware store
12/28/06 1,000 pounds of dynamite
12/28/06 Survival guide for doing #2 at work
12/14/06 The Christmas party that wasn't
12/14/06 The sights of winter
12/14/06 Under the mistletoe [video]
11/30/06 At the pearly gates
11/30/06 Let's float the dog! [video]
11/30/06 The top 14 hard to find toys for Christmas 2006
11/16/06 True friendship
11/16/06 Top ten things you should never say to a divorce judge
11/16/06 The gender of things
11/02/06 How to make women & men happy
11/02/06 Gems from the Hollywood Squares
11/02/06 Who needs a truck?
10/19/06 Who brought the cat?
10/19/06 Greeting cards that didn't make the cut
10/19/06 Beer contains female hormones!
10/05/06 Halloween dogs
10/05/06 Interpreting a woman's words
10/05/06 The Brief Safe
06/29/06 Making fun of someone else's misfortune
06/29/06 Ladies, a good reason not to get that tattoo
06/29/06 Barbies that didn't make it to store shelves
06/29/06 Proper urinal etiquette
06/15/06 Absolute proof of global warming!
06/15/06 This sharp policeman knows how to deal with lawyers
06/15/06 Top ten women drivers
06/01/06 An easy choice
06/01/06 Husband of the year awards
06/01/06 What happens when you rearrange some common words
05/18/06 Gorilla in heat
05/18/06 What happens when your dad is a graphics designer
05/18/06 8-year-olds are more perceptive than you think
05/11/06 Daffynitions
05/10/06 Johns from around the world
03/23/06 New Rules for 2006
03/23/06 Cube Farm Prank Victims
03/23/06 How to Guarantee Yourself a Ticket (racy)
03/09/06 New Words for 2006
03/09/06 The Hangover
03/09/06 Rejected Brokeback Mountain Titles
02/23/06 31 Facts About Chuck Norris
02/23/06 Basic Truths about 24's Jack Bauer
02/15/06 Funny Street Sign
02/14/06 Someone for everyone
02/14/06 Muslim Sitcoms
02/13/06 Match the symbols
02/09/06 International Rules of Manhood
01/31/06 Separated At Birth?
01/20/06 Ink lasts longer than "true love"
01/18/06 Chinese Justice
01/17/06 Drunk As A Skunk and Other Tales
01/13/06 They Had Cooties
01/12/06 A Midwestern perspective on politics and economics
11/30/05 How to Spot A Rich Guy
11/28/05 President Bush briefs new Whitehouse intern
10/31/05 Woman Riding Scooter
10/28/05 Maybe you're carrying around your own pumpkin (not safe for work)
10/27/05 Interesting Bathroom
10/25/05 Bunghole Liquors
10/25/05 Silly & Sick Pumpkin Ideas
09/09/05 Louisiana & the Gulf Coast
08/11/05 Republican Women vs Democrat Women
07/18/05 Angry Left
06/02/05 Neal's favorite pole dancer
05/24/05 Boortz's Premature Ejaculation Remedy
05/20/05 Clark Howard's New Book
05/20/05 Saddam Uncovered
03/08/05 We're All Agreed
03/04/05 Coming Soon To America...
12/22/04 Weight and Balance Lessons
11/22/04 Troubling new intel
11/18/04 Woodums wike to be Secwetawy of State?
11/18/04 The role of a lifetime
11/16/04 The Democrats' war room
11/16/04 A sensitive guy
11/09/04 It was the gay marriage issue
11/08/04 The Uncredibles
11/04/04 Timber!
11/04/04 Kerry defeats Bush
11/03/04 What are you looking for?
11/02/04 Disenfranchised voter
10/22/04 Do not remove
10/20/04 Give me liberty
10/18/04 The world is not safer
10/14/04 Polling France
10/13/04 My plan
10/12/04 Earwax candy
10/11/04 A Kerry supporter
10/11/04 A plan
10/08/04 Major difference
10/08/04 Global test kit
10/07/04 A free Iraq
10/06/04 Kerry-Edwards Casualty Count
10/05/04 Global Test
10/04/04 The "Right Stuff" Series
09/28/04 I'll blame Bush!
09/27/04 My allies, not Bush's
09/23/04 Major authentic document uncovered
09/23/04 I will always care for you
09/22/04 Injustice
09/20/04 I am not a dupe
09/17/04 Rathergate
09/17/04 Anti-crime poster
09/16/04 Black eye
09/15/04 What Bush was doing in 1973
09/13/04 Don't you know who I am?
09/10/04 Muslim reaction to Russian massacre
09/10/04 Heart Attack
09/08/04 Rebels, Separatists, Militants...
09/01/04 Luckovich convinces Neal to vote for Kerry?
08/27/04 Christmas In Cambodia
08/25/04 Kerry's Boat
08/05/04 Vietnam Candidate
07/15/04 Same sex running mates?
07/14/04 Burn Baby Burn
07/12/04 Maybe Edwards is TOO photogenic
07/09/04 Edwards, he's everything you're not
06/18/04 Kerry Blah, Blah, Blah
06/18/04 Clinton Legacy Rehab Tour '04
06/15/04 Kerry On His Soap Box
06/04/04 Idea For Air America
06/03/04 Gentle, Compassionate Terrorists
06/02/04 Al Qaeda Strikes In Saudi Arabia
06/02/04 Inspirational Poster - Flexibility
05/27/04 Al Gore breaks into song...
05/27/04 Bush Flambé
05/25/04 What media bias?
05/19/04 At the CanXXX Film Festival
05/17/04 Anything for a November win
05/14/04 Hero (Tillman)
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