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Posted: 1:00 a.m. Friday, June 13, 2003
By Neal Boortz
| Today's Nuze: June 13, 2003 | ||
"Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country can force someone to do for you". HERE'S ONE YOU HAVE TO READ Here's a new book I just picked up. "Off with Their Heads, Traitors, Crooks & Obstructionists in American Politics, Media and Business. The book is written by our friend Dick Morris. This book is a well-written Morris rant against people in our society who are obstructing or efforts to fight terrorism. Believe me, he doesn't hold back on his punches ... even with his old pal Bill Clinton. Here's an Amazon.com link you can use if you like. Morris will be a guest on my show next Wednesday. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0060559284/qid=1055504150/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/002-7662126-7299214 FREE DRUGS FOR WIZENED CITIZENS Step by step ... here is how it's going to work. Print this and safe it. You can show it to your children or grandchildren to help explain why the government is taking 60% of everything they earn.
FLAGGOTS MEETING The Sons of Confederate Veterans are meeting in Statesboro, Georgia this weekend. Many, though not all of them will be plotting strategy to return the Confederate battle emblem to the Georgia State Flag. This group needs to change their name. How about "DSCV?" The Delusional Sons of Confederate Veterans. Some of the more aware members of this organization need to inform their colleagues of the fact that the Confederate battle emblem is NEVER going to return to Georgia's State Flag. It's time to turn their attention to other matters. ![]() Hillary and the girls enjoy a break in her busy book-signing schedule. ON AMERICA BEING A "CHRISTIAN NATION" For those of you out there who are so fond of insisting that the United States is, in some official capacity, a "Christian nation," here's an excerpt from Thomas Jefferson's autobiography. "The bill for establishing religious freedom, the principles of which had, to a certain degree, been enacted before, I had drawn in all the latitude of reason & right. It still met with opposition; but, with some mutilations in the preamble, it was finally passed; and a singular proposition proved that it's protection of opinion was meant to be universal. Where the preamble declares that coercion is a departure from the plan of the holy author of our religion, an amendment was proposed, by inserting the word "Jesus Christ," so that it should read "a departure from the plan of Jesus Christ, the holy author of our religion." The insertion was rejected by a great majority, in proof that they meant to comprehend, within the mantle of it's protection, the Jew and the Gentile, the Christian and Mahometan, the Hindoo, and infidel of every denomination." Trouble is, most of the people who would benefit from this Jefferson thought will be unable to understand it. BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND OK .. there's been so many requests for this, I'm going to re-post it for you. It's a narrative of a day in the live of an adult ADD "sufferer." Recently I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -- Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how this insidious disease manifests itself: I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trashcan under the table, and notice that the trashcan is full. So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take m y checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of pop that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the pop aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.? I see that the pop is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the pop, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye -- they need to be watered. I set the pop down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for the remote, but nobody will remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of pop sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e- mail. READING ASSIGNMENTS It looks like the war in Iraq cost a bit less than expected. Take another cartridge out of the Democrats ammo belt. http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2003-06-12-war-costs_x.htm George Bush ... a Big Government Big Spending conservative. http://www.townhall.com/columnists/jonahgoldberg/jg20030613.shtml U.S. Forces have attacked a terrorist training camp north of Baghdad. Seventy fanatics killed. http://www.washtimes.com/national/20030613-124435-6711r.htm Hamas says they are going to "tear Israel to pieces." If Israel dares to retaliate it will, of course, be Israel that is in the wrong. http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/story.jsp?story=414963 If you don't want golf balls in your freakin' yard don't buy a house next to a bloody golf course. Idiots. Remind me of the anti-airport morons. http://www.wweek.com/flatfiles/News4011.lasso Thursday's Best of the Web. http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110003617 Daniel Henniger says the present debate of Iraqi WMDs is absurd ... and will remain so until the fate of Saddam Hussein is known. http://www.opinionjournal.com/columnists/dhenninger/?id=110003625 The more you study the Middle East the more you will learn that Saudi Arabia is perhaps the primary destabilizing influence over there. Now they've been caught fabricating reports that Jews teach their children to hate Arabs. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=33061 Who let "Enrique Sosa Alvare" loose? You do know he's an illegal alien, don't you? http://www.townhall.com/columnists/michellemalkin/mm20030613.shtml Republicans are having a tough time selling the idea that people who don't pay taxes shouldn't get tax cuts. Bruce Bartlett points out that they only have themselves to blame. http://www.townhall.com/columnists/brucebartlett/bb20030613.shtml |
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