ON VACATION

Yes, Neal's on vacation...but the Nuze doesn't stop! It just gets weirder.

GUEST HOST - JAY SEVERIN

Jay Severin, libertarian talk show host out of Boston, hosts Neal's show today. You might also know him from his work on MSNBC, the BBC and other major TV news outlets.

KERRY PICKS JOHN EDWARDS

It's official. John Kerry has picked John Edwards as his running mate. Looks like this aviation message board was right on the money. And the New York Post...wasn't.

GOVERNMENT WARNS DON'T USE INTERNET EXPLORER

The U.S. government's Computer Emergency Readiness Team (US-CERT), a non-profit partnership between the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and the public and private sectors, is warning web surfers to stop using Microsoft's Internet Explorer (IE) browser. (Link to story. Actual warning here.) Downloads of Mozilla browsers skyrockets. Don't cry for Microsoft though. They still have this sweet contract with the Department of Homeland Security. I feel safer already.

Y * M * C * A

Who knew Colin Powell was a man of such talents. In case you missed his version of the Village People's 70's hit YMCA, read about it, see the slide show, or watch the video (realplayer video).

VOTE FOR CHEAP BOOZE

Democrats aren't the only ones with special tasty beverage incentives to get out the vote. Bars all over the country offer drink specials to people who vote. And electionnightdrinkspecials.com is keeping track. See if your neighborhood bar is participating or add one you know of to the list.

EDIBLE THONG

If you're handy with knitting needles (or chopsticks) make yourself this lovely edible thong.

WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE POINTY HAND THINGS?
These are links to each individual story on the Nuze, p-links for the geeks out there. Plus, they work today and they'll work tomorrow. Now you can easily discuss/debate/rip apart the Nuze without worrying about the links going bad. Enjoy!

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