Friday, November 5, 2004
IT'S FRIDAY ... SO ANYTHING GOES
And The Neal Boortz Show will remain a no-gloat zone. People will be
calling in on a variety of subjects today, from the absurd to the serious, so it
would also be a good time for Democrats to call in for a little love and
understanding. Please, before you move to Canada or New Zealand, give us a
call!
EXCUSE ME WHILE ......
.... I somehow fail to get all worked up about the medical condition of Yasser
Arafat. The man is a bloody murderer. He directed terrorist attacks
on schoolchildren. Over the last few decades he has made damned sure that there
would be no agreement for lasting peace between Israel and the
Palestinians. He was and is a thug and a thief. It appears that soon
he will face the much-deserved music, and it won't be a pleasant melody.
YOU LOST. NOW BACK OFF You gotta love what the Democrats are going through right now. Not only
did they lose the election .. but they lost big time. The hated Republican
enemy has more members in the House and the Senate, and another four years in
the White House. Democrats can no longer use that "selected, not
elected" line. Bush did what their hallowed Clinton never could do;
get a majority of the popular vote. The left is fighting back with several different tactics. First we have
the "Evangelical Christian" charge. Democrats want this country
to believe that if it were not for the Evangelicals who went to the polls Kerry
would be the President-elect right now. The left would have us believe
that these Evangelicals are a bunch of wild-eyed nut-cases and, therefore,
neither them nor the president they elected are worthy of any respect.
Nut-cases? Hardly. Sure, every religion has it's share of whackos,
but these people the left want you to fear are nothing more than traditional
American families who have adopted and who live by a set of values that should
be admired, not feared. Sure, I get upset and vocal when any
religion tries to write its religious beliefs into law to be used to hammer
people who believe differently, but Evangelicals count no greater a percentage
of these types than do other religions. Another post blow-out tactic the Democrats have launched is this
"conciliation" line. Now that the voters in this country have soundly
rejected the leftist agenda, the left somehow has reached the conclusion that
George Bush must move toward the left in a effort to reconcile, not the other
way around. After four years of bitter partisanship from the Democrats,
the Democrats are telling George Bush that he must avoid being partisan. Really ... you have to hand it to these guys. Nads the size of
cantaloupes.
THE WRITING ON THE WALL
Not only did The Poodle's resounding defeat on Tuesday depress Democrats, it
actually may have served a purpose. The left may finally be getting it through
their thick heads that their agenda (terrorist appeasing, higher taxes, more
government control) is not exactly winning at the polls. The defeats were
stunning.
Not only was Bush reelected with the greatest vote total in history, but the
Republican party also increased their seats in the House and Senate. Tom Daschle
was sent packing as well, as voters tired of his 'say one thing in South Dakota
and do another in DC' routine. So how are the Democrats taking this?
In the past, they might have been in denial, accusing the GOP of lying, cheating
and stealing the election. But not this time. First up was Christopher Dodd of
Connecticut, who was one of the few Democrats winning reelection: "We
Democrats better think long and hard about what happened ... and how our party
is going to connect with the hopes and aspirations of the people." Also
seeing the writing on the wall was radical leftist and House Minority Leader
Nancy Pelosi: "We have lost just about everything that we can lose."
So what will they take from this? Chris Dodd, by the way, is angling for Tom
Daschle's Minority Leader job ... so we'll take his rhetoric with a grain of
salt.
Will the Democrats start running more sensible candidates, along the lines of
Joe Lieberman? Of course not. After all, The Hildabeast is the frontrunner for
the 2008 nomination. And you wonder what talk radio is going to do for the next four years.
You must be kidding.
SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE
Now that George Bush is back for four more years, much to the consternation of
the Axis of Weasles, you would think the Euro-weenies would play nice and
realize that they're going to have to deal with the president. Apparently this
idea of getting along is not popular in Paris, where America-hater Jacques
Chirac weighed in on Bush's call for the healing process to begin.
The president graciously extended an olive branch yesterday, saying
"Whatever our past disagreements, we share a common enemy. I will continue
to reach out to our partners in the EU." But Le Frog is having none of it.
He is leaving Brussels today instead of meeting with the new Iraqi prime
minister. You see, Jacques preferred Saddam Hussein. The money was good while
Uncle Saddam was in power, and he paid in cash. The mass graves, rape rooms and
chemical attacks on Iraqis were just a nuisance.
Chirac did find time to meet with the terrorist vegetable Yasser Arafat in the
hospital. Tony Blair is trying to get the rest of the European Union to face the
facts: "The election has happened. America has spoken. The rest of the
world should listen. It is important that America listens to the rest of the
world too. The fact is that President Bush is there for four years. Some people
are in a sort of state of denial."
It's the same old thing we always get from the French: envy disguised as hatred.
Thanks for nothing. TERROR
PLOT AVERTED
One of the unspoken achievements of the Bush administration is that in the three
years since 9/11 happened, there has not been another Islamic terrorist attack
on America. That may have been one of the biggest motivations that got people to
vote for Bush at the polls; they felt like he made them safe.
It was thought that Al-Qaeda may have tried to attack the United States in a bid
to influence the election, like they did in Madrid, where the Spanish
gazpacho-eating surrender monkeys voted the socialists into power. Even though
there wasn't a terrorist attack, we are now learning that one may have been in
the pressure cooker.
More than 700 people were arrested on immigration violations and thousands more
subjected to FBI interviews in an effort to thwart any attack. Ten
thousand Muslims and Arab-Americans were interviewed in the months prior to
Election Day in an effort to try and gain intelligence. Some with ties to
Islamic terrorists were arrested.
The inauguration is coming up, as is the Super Bowl and the holiday travel
season. Right now as you read this, there are Islamic terrorists in this country
that want to kill you.
Just thought you might like to think about that over the weekend.
HOW ABOUT A SURCHARGE FOR FLESHY FLIERS? The CDC has produced a report saying that lard-ass Americans are costing the
airlines big bucks. How big? In 2000 airlines had to burn about 350
million extra gallons of jet fuel just to carry the weight the average American
added during the 1990's. This cost the airlines about $275 million.
There's an environmental angle here too. This extra fuel used to carry
extra blubber dumped about 3.8 million tons of carbon dioxide into our
atmosphere. Let's look at UPS and Federal Express. They don't carry people, they
carry freight. The heaver the freight, the more they charge. Why do
they charge more for a box of golf balls than they do for a box of ducks?
Because golf balls weight more than ducks, that's why, and because they have to
burn the extra fuel to carry the extra weight. The financial health of the airlines is crucial to the financial health of
our Nation. Maybe it's time for a blubber surcharge on airline tickets.
While they're at it, charge an extra $100 for any man who flies in a tank
top. Classless bastards. Maybe they should try the new Hollywood craze, the
tapeworm diet.
YOU JUST HAVE TO LOVE THIS Newsweek Magazine is reporting that last April, when poll numbers weren't
favorable to John Kerry, Kerry told a campaign aide "I can't believe I'm
losing to this idiot." You have to wonder what he had to say on the
morning of November 3rd. Liberal elitism takes it in the chops.
LISTENERS HAVE THEIR SAY We still haven't gone through all of the email we received since election
day. One listener feels passionate about someone named Michael
Moore. She was none-too-pleased with the open letter Moore wrote to
Americans prior to the election. Here's her response. Dear Michael Moore,
Thank you for staying on the road for 51 days straight. It worked! Nice
job! You single handedly convinced a whole bunch of American voters to
vote for George W. Bush. John Kerry will undoubtedly spend the next 51
days wishing that you had just stayed home.
So much for Bush being a miserable failure. From where I'm sitting he's
the sure winner! Again, the American citizens have made their choice.
Speaking of failures; look no further than your own reflection. Your
message failed. Perhaps a better use of your time would have been to
dredge the film banks for various clips of John Kerry (they go way back,
by the way, even to Vietnam ). Then with a little glue and scissors, you
could create a new movie about John Kerry and his role in the future of
America . There are many titles already copyrighted that you could use
to parody. You might try Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451, (remember him,
oh yes, you used his title already). Believe it or not, Mr. Moore, your
name is not synonymous with good journalism; only propaganda. For that
reason, Americans are not looking to see who you may endorse.
The debacle of 2000 did leave a mark. So much so that smart American's
voted in droves to make sure this election counted. The numbers don't
lie. The #1 liberal in the senate remains the #1 liberal in the senate.
The mandate remains with George W. Bush and the overwhelming voter
turnout was only a feather in his cap! As for the TV, you're absolutely
right! We need to continue to ignore the talking heads who claim that
all of America is ready for a change.
The United States of America voted. Their mandate was huge, and their
popular vote was enormous. The larger cities of New York , California ,
and Illinois pulled their weight for the entertainment industry who has
tried to shape the minds of the American people. Fortunately for the
more conservative thinkers and for the more secure future of our
children, the country as a whole gave George W. Bush a massive popular
vote victory!
November 2, 2004 has proven to be the election with the largest turnout
in history. The non-voters made their mark! This year they didn't miss
out. They chose to keep George W. Bush in the White House. How cool is
that?
Yes the lines were long. The voters were very careful. They were careful
to vote on the line that says George W. Bush/Richard (Dick) Cheney. They
came, they participated, and they won! African Americans have spoken.
Jewish Americans have spoken. Irish Americans have spoken. Christian
Americans have spoken. Every American had the opportunity and privilege
to vote. Now, do them all a favor: Go away and leave them alone. They
don't need your help. Let your film crews spend their energies showing
the successes of our people - instead of bombarding our television and
theater screens with your "interpretation" of our failures.
The votes are in. George W. Bush has a brand new contract for 4 more
years. You, however, are fired! It's time for Kerry to go away on a long
vacation. Unlike most Americans, he will have no problem finding a
beautiful mansion in any of a variety of countries to choose from. Don't
worry America is in good hands. The victory party is sweet. Today is a
great day. Again, the American people have decided. America has won! God
Bless George W. Bush, and God Bless America !
Yours truly,
Stephanie B. Moore |
READING ASSIGNMENTS Now that the election is over, it's time for a show of resolve in Iraq.
Time
to end the mess in Fallujah. David Limbaugh has a few things he would like to say about the Democrats'
attempts to force Bush into a conciliatory tone. Charles Krauthammer writes of Chapter Two. He says that the public's
endorsement of Bush's handling of the terrorist threat is resounding. Uh oh. Here comes Ann Coulter. She says that The
Poodle's performance in the 2004 presidential election was his last great flip-flop.
It looks like the Democrats got what they deserved. Yasser Arafat. Whatta guy. Apparently
he cut his wife out of his will. How did he come by all that money
anyway?
And where is it? What is the single greatest cause of preventable mortality in the
world? Come on now. You
don't really need to click here to find out, do you? Putin
has signed the Kyoto ratification. One reason. It would weaken
the American economy. A weakened American economy would be good for
Russia. From the Tax Foundation ... is
some tax reform on the way? While were at it, time to you to visit the
Fair Tax website again. Private property rights are at the core of individual freedom. Here's
a checklist of champions and enemies of property rights in the congress. What group pushed Bush over the top? Dick
Morris says it was Hispanics, which is precisely why you will never see a
crackdown on illegal immigration -- ever. Evangelical Christians? Nope. Karl Rove? Uh uh. It
was the Swift
Boat Veterans for Truth that nailed John Kerry. You
heard a caller refer to this yesterday ... though we had to bleep out his
potty mouth a few times. It seems that some dork at CNN and Netscape
decided to slug some pictures of Bush in a less-than-complimentary way. One of the oldest frauds around? The idea that the Democratic party is
the party of the poor and the downtrodden. More
brilliance from Thomas Sowell.
Let the blame game begin...a former DNC chairman is
blaming the Swiftboat Vets for The Poodle's loss. I am sure it had nothing
to do with the fact that he was an out of touch liberal from Massachusetts.
Arnold
Schwarzenegger calls the Democratic party leaders in his state
"losers." Why? Because they lost. Of course, stating
the facts means that he is "mean-spirited." I am sure Arnold
isn't too worried.
Millions
of Iranians are celebrating Bush's reelection. Why? Because like Iraq
and Afghanistan, then want some Democracy.
CNN
and Netscape are red-faced after some enterprising employee decided to name
some pictures of George and Laura Bush with some colorful metaphors.
As the psychobabble about "healing the nation" continues to dominate
the headlines, David
Limbaugh says this whole business of uniting, dividing and healing is just
nonsense.
The only time Democrats seem to get elected to the Oval Office is when they are
from the south and campaign as moderates. Jonah
Goldberg looks at the current state of the Democratic party.
Bush has the opportunity to do a lot of things in a second term, and Charles
Krauthammer says he shouldn't waste any political capital.
One of the biggest frauds going is the notion that the political left is the
party of the poor and downtrodden. Thomas
Sowell explains.Middle East International looks at what
could happen after Arafat's passing. | 
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