Friday -- January 28, 2005
LIGHT
UP THE TOWER! They really should, you
know. Tonight the TU Tower in Austin should be glowing
maroon! The Aggie is in town. As soon as I finish today's
broadcast it's off to Austin to participate in Saturday's KLBJ
Talkfest at the Austin Convention Center! I'll be doing a
special show just for my Austin and Central Texas listeners tomorrow
from ten to noon. Teasips and bedwetting TU professors are
encouraged to attend. Get to know an Aggie! You might
actually be surprised to see we actually use utensils to eat!
After the show I'll head to Barton Springs to see some nekked TU coeds! |
SENATOR
CUT AND RUN
It
is an absolute mystery why the citizens of the state of Massachusetts have
elected and re-elected Ted Kennedy to the Senate over and over again for 42
years. Because every time he speaks out on an issue, he is an absolute
embarrassment to his constituents.
Now the brave hero of Chappaquiddick has decided to regale us with his solution
to the growing insurgency in Iraq. It's all so easy. We just
leave! We cut and run. That's right, he's calling for the United
States to simply leave Iraq. "There will be more serious violence if
we continue our present dangerous and reckless course," said the
Senator. Oh really? What does he propose will happen if we just leave?
First of all .. someone has to say this, so I will. With those words
yesterday Ted Kennedy signed a death warrant for more American soldiers.
Those words encouraged the people in Iraq who are trying to kill their fellow
Iraqis and as many American troops as they can. If, in the next few days, you
get that knock on the door telling you that your son or daughter was killed in a
bombing in Iraq, you might want to reflect on the role Ted Kennedy played in
that tragedy. I just can't say it strongly enough. This man is a
vile, repugnant, leftist pig and he's costing lives .. American lives ... in
Iraq. So .. what if we do follow Kennedy's advice? What will happen is another
Taliban, that's what. The Islamic jihadists will immediately take over,
start executing all of the non-believers, enslave the women and institute a
terrorist state. Training camps would be set up, and we would have a whole
new generation of suicide bombers, hijackers and Al-Qaeda hit men, all thanks to
Teddy Kennedy's disastrous foreign policy advice.
What kind of message would that send to the rest of the world? To the Iraqi
people? To the other members of the Coalition? The wrong
message. Then again, Ted Kennedy specializes in cutting and running.
Just ask Mary Jo Kopechne.
IRAQI
DEMOCRACY TAKES HOLD
Have you seen the pictures from around the world of Iraqis
flocking to the polls to cast their vote in the upcoming election? It
seems they are awfully eager to make their voice heard and get democracy
underway in their homeland. Oh ... you haven't seen the pictures? No surprise there. The
media knows that every depiction of an Iraqi eager to vote is an embarrassment
to The Kennedy faction and an acknowledgment that things in Iraq are not quite
so bad as the media has been suggesting. So many Democrats truly believe
that Iraq and the world would be better off right now if Saddam Hussein had
never been removed from power. Freedom? Sorry, not important to the
left. They want peace. If its the peace that's brought about by
tyranny, so be it. Peace it is, and peace is good. Freedom?
OK, we'll go with freedom just so long as nobody has to fight or die. If
you have to spill blood to be free, then the left says no.
Here's a little prediction. The Iraqi elections are going to be this
Sunday, January 30th. There will be isolated pockets of violence, like
there are now. Insurgents will kill their fellow Arabs and Iraqis simply
because they wanted to voice an opinion as to how they will be governed.
But the elections will happen and people will show their eagerness to
vote. This will not be good news for the Democrats. You see, they
enjoy playing politics with America's national security. Every success for
the United States in the war on terror is bad for the left.
They said it couldn't be done in Afghanistan. It was done in
Afghanistan. They said it couldn't be done in the Palestinian
territories. And it was. They say it can't be done in Iraq, and it
will be. Leftists and Euro-weenies may not want democracy to succeed in
Iraq, but the Iraqis do.
Just watch.
AUSCHWITZ
AND ABU GHRAIB
Given that yesterday's 60th anniversary of the liberation of the Auschwitz Nazi
concentration camp has come and gone, how long before the media starts comparing
the interrogation tactics at Abu Ghraib to the extermination of Jews and others
by the Nazis? Well, it turns out not long. It's already happened.
The Daily Texan, which serves the University of Texas at Austin, published
an op-ed piece today. Vice President Dick Cheney spoke at the
Auschwitz memorial service yesterday, and this is what they had to say about it:
"Cheney's words ring hollow as his administration attempts to promote a man
who expressly condones torture, Alberto Gonzales, to the highest law-enforcement
position in the United States. They ring hollow as more evidence is uncovered
that the acts of barbarism at Abu Ghraib were not isolated incidents but rather
acts according to policy set down by the executive branch."
So there you have it. There are others, but you get the idea. The
left, blinded by their hatred for all things George Bush, have now decided that
a few isolated incidents of prisoner humiliation are the same thing as The
Holocaust. The fringe liberals in this country have completely divorced
themselves from reality.
And just think...we have 4 more years of the Bush administration to go.
These people could get really entertaining.
STIRRING
UP THE MASSES Yesterday on the Boortz show we somehow got into a series of telephone calls
from people discussing the best way to get me taken off the air
...permanently. It was quite entertaining. Really, it was!
Of all the things that I say on the air, there are two things that are
absolutely, positively guaranteed to bring hellfire, damnation, condemnation and
the worst wishes of loving people down about my head and shoulders. The
first would be any statement which would indicate that I don't hate, fear,
loathe and condemn homosexuals. The second would be an expression in my
belief in evolution. So, just to stir the puddin' a bit more today, let me quote Richard Burton
who, if we can draw anything from his experiences with Elizabeth Taylor, was not
a homosexual: "I have never known anyone who took great exception
to homosexuals...that there wasn't something drastically wrong with that very
person himself." Uh oh. Here comes the email. Why do I keep doing this to myself? READING ASSIGNMENTS So .. you aren't sending your child to one of those troubled urban government
schools. You think that your particular government school is doing just
fine. Well, I don't want to ruin your day. I don't want you to feel
like you're short-changing your child. So
don't read this. The Wall Street Journal is wondering
if Harry Reid is going to follow Ted Kennedy off the cliff. Maybe Ted
can put Harry in his car and give him a tour of Martha's Vineyard! Bruce Bartlett says that Republicans
are suffering from benefit-cut phobia. Add that to the
smaller-government phobia that Republicans already have. Some more information about the Great
Georgia Land Grab bill now slithering through the Georgia General Assembly. Democrats are running around talking about how if 50,000 votes had gone the
other way in the election, then The Poodle would have won the election. Nathan
Gonzales says this proves the Democrats are living in a fantasy world.
There
is a college professor at the University of Colorado who has written that
the 3,000 innocent people murdered at the hands of Islamic terrorists on 9/11
were not innocent people. As you can imagine, it has really hit the fan
over this one.
The Bush-bashing mainstream media continues to live up to their agenda. The
Media Research Center reports on their disgraceful antics at the president's
press conference.
Jeff Jacoby writes about his father, who spent time at the Auschwitz
concentration camp.
Thomas Friedman of the New York Times wrote about how terrible it was that
George Bush wasn't popular in Europe. David
Limbaugh takes exception.
Condoleezza Rice was confirmed to be the secretary of state by a vote of 85 to
13. What you may not know is the politics behind that vote, as
Charles Krauthammer explains.
With her re-election campaign in New York coming up next year and her campaign
for president underway for 2008, Hillary Clinton is slowly moving to the
center. Mona
Charen asks, can a Hildabeast change its spots?
The vote in Iraq will signal the birth of a new democracy...but that's not how
the media looks at it. Oliver
North says the left wants us to believe the election is going to be a
dangerous, failed experiment.
Democrats had no problem playing the race card in the 90's when it involved the
Clinton administration. Yet
for some reason, as Jonah Goldberg points out, they seem to have hidden the
deck when it comes to the Rice nomination. Interesting take.
The
ACLU is taking on a public utility company in South Carolina for
distributing a free calendar which happens to feature Christian religious
figures on it. Perhaps the ACLU could help defend property owners whose
property is being confiscated by the government. Just a suggestion. |