WE'VE MOVED IN SIOUX FALLS!

The Neal Boortz Show has moved to Sioux Falls heritage talk station  KELO-AM 1320. You'll hear me from  5:00 pm to 7:00 pm.  Joining Limbaugh and Hannity.  Now this is what you would call a market-dominating talk station.  Spread the word!

RANDOM THOUGHTS

I'm hitting the airways right after the show today, add that to the fact that two of the Boortz show staffers are playing hookey today, and we're left with just a few notes on some random thoughts.

Timetable for retreat?  Who could anyone with half a brain not recognize just how the Islamic terrorists and insurgents would make use of a timetable for withdrawal of American troops from Iraq?  I think it's fair to say that any politician who seriously proposes such an idea truly wants the US to fail in its efforts to bring a democratically elected government to Iraq.

The two Florida senators have made a deal with the Bush administration.  The only way they'll support the new energy bill would be if there is a ban on all drilling for oil and gas off the Florida coast.  Americans have this image of offshore rigs as filthy, polluting environmental time bombs.  They're wrong.  This exemption makes no sense.  Either we have an energy crisis, or we don't.  If we take Florida out of the mix, then there's no energy crisis.  Don't talk to me about automobile fuel efficiency and setting my thermostat to 78 in the summer as long as there are no rigs off the Florida coast.

Another quake in California last night.  This one off the coast.  Is it time to look for property in Arizona?

The Drudge Report has a picture this morning of a cat born with two faces.  They should name it Hillary.

Illinois Senator Dick Durbin is sticking by his statements comparing American men and women in uniform to Nazis and the death squads of Pol Pot.  The really scary thing here is that he may actually represent the views of a large number of people in Illinois.

The Bush Administration, through the Justice Department, is considering the idea of having your Internet service provider keep a record of your activities on the internet.  Why would the Justice Department want your ISP to keep a record of your Internet activities?  That's not hard to figure out.  The feds might want to give them a look-see to see what you've been up to!  Here's your link.

So, Tom Cruise proposed to Katie Holmes?   Why is this news?  Our celebrity culture at work.  Oh .. and this has nothing to do with marriage.  This is just another Hollywood coupling.  Bravo Foxtrot Delta.

REDNECK SCRAP BOOK

Apparently the Segway got just enough attention for this fine imitation to come into existence. And the world is a better place for it. More in the Redneck Scrap Book.

AND JUST A FEW READING ASSIGNMENTS

Read this if nothing else.  Daniel Henniger wonders if America has lost its will to fight terrorism.

Is Florida Senator Mel Martinez starting to have second thoughts on the congressional interference in the Terri Schiavo matter? 

Mona Charen nails it on the Senate apology for lynchings.

John Bolton understands the truth about the United Nations.  Maybe that's why the Democrats don't want him up there.

And before you head off for the weekend maybe you had better read about the current stakes in Iran.

Need some ideas for office pranks?

And a time suck for you...the gallery of unfortunate Star Wars costumes.

You think the Paris Hilton burger ad is sexy? Check this out! (p.s. i'm so sorry...)

WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE POINTY HAND THINGS?
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