NEAL'S OUT

Neal seems to have disappeared. Don't worry, the staff has pulled together some items of interest. Neal should be back Monday.

SCOOTER LIBBY GOES TO COURT

Former Vice President Cheney's Chief of Staff Scooter Libby was arraigned in court yesterday....and with that, the issue of his indictment became a dead one for Democrats.  Libby waived his right to a speedy trial and his next court date is in February.  That's months away...so much for the left turning this into the next Watergate.

Libby also hired some big guns...including the lawyer that got Mike Espy off in the 90's when he was indicted.  They're going to demand to see reporter's notes and all of the evidence against Libby just as soon as they get security clearances.  This should be fun.  Naturally, he pleaded not guilty.  The defense will be that Libby simply recalled events differently than did the reporters being used against him.

He stands a good chance of walking.  Once that jury is seated, they're going to realize that they don't remember everybody they talked to and what was said two years ago.  How can they send Libby off to prison for the same thing?  The last time I checked, having a faulty memory was not a crime.

If Libby is acquitted next year, Cheney should rehire him.  The left would go nuts!

CUTTING OFF THEIR DIGITS

A quick mention this morning goes to the mayor of Las Vegas.  We've all seen graffiti in the cities....overpasses and bridges built with taxpayer dollars, only to be defaced by some teenage waste of oxygen with a spray can.  The city tries to remove it, paint over it, whatever....but it never looks the same.

Enter Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman.  He's getting tired of the graffiti in his town.  Speaking into a TV camera, he said "In the old days in France, they had beheading of people who commit heinous crimes.  You know, we have a beautiful highway landscaping redevelopment in our downtown. We have desert tortoises and beautiful paintings of flora and fauna. These punks come along and deface it.  I'm saying maybe you put them on TV and cut off a thumb. That may be the right thing to do."  Amen!

Then, he also went a bit further...saying whippings or canings should be brought back for kids who get into trouble...to set an example.  Not a bad idea...perhaps it would knock some sense into them.  Of course, all of this will never happen...with parents who believe their babies can do no wrong and the ACLU and race pimps and such out there. 

But it's a nice idea.  Oh, and Goodman is a Democrat.  There may be hope for that party yet.

CHURNING OUT LEFTISTS

If you are sending your child to a government school for their daily programming, chances are overwhelming that your bundle of joy is going to wind up becoming a liberal Democrat.  Today, courtesy of The Los Angeles Unified School District,  we're going to show you how it's done.

There was a Bush-bashing rally being held in Los Angeles the other day.  It was called "The World Can't Wait - Drive Out the Bush Regime."  Eager for as many people to attend as possible, the school district allowed 800 high school students from 10 schools to walk right out of class to attend.  No word if they were given extra credit for their participation.

On top of that, adult staff were supplied to accompany them, and buses were provided for their return.  That's right...taxpayer money being spent for the whole thing.  Now stop and ask yourself something for a minute...suppose an anti-Hillary Clinton rally were being held.  Would the same courtesy be extended?  Of course not.  The students wouldn't even be given the time of day to attend.

But because it was an event protesting the evil George Bush....the liberal, leftist, bedwetting school administration jumped right on board.  Those who send their children off to be indoctrinated in government schools should take note.

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