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Posted: 1:00 a.m. Thursday, Oct. 27, 2005
By Neal Boortz
| Today's Nuze: October 27, 2005 | ||
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| Thursday -- October 27, 2005
As you know ... got hit by a bit of laryngitis on Tuesday ... and by Wednesday I couldn't say a word. Things are better today, so we'll give a try and see how long the voice lasts! Sorry 'bout yesterday. It's strange feeling great and bailing out of the show just because you can't talk. My wife loved it!
During the book tour for The FairTax Book we ran into some rather interesting decorating ideas at the radio stations we visited. WFIR in Roanoke has that Italian village themed break area, and several stations had unisex bathrooms. Here's an interesting example! Florida Governor Jeb Bush is
taking responsibility for relief delays that people
are complaining about in the wake of Hurricane Wilma. Bush says "We (meaning
the government) did not perform to where we want to be. This is our
responsibility." Local officials complained that the state wasn't doing
enough. Michael Chertoff, the Homeland Security Secretary, toured the area and
asked the public for its patience. America cannot survive this new attitude of government dependency. Here we have a country that is developing nuclear weapons. The leader of the
country says that Israel must be wiped off the face of the map. What does it
take to connect the dots here people?
As you know, I contributed $100 of my hard-earned cash to help keep Air
America on the air. I think that the survival of Air (Hate) America radio is
important to the survival of the rest of talk radio. If Air America fails the
left will start clamoring for controls on talk radio because all that will
really be left, except for NPR, will be conservatives and libertarians. Anyway
... when I contributed my $100 I was promised an Air America tote bag.
Now ... here's a fun bit. It comes from the Ace of Spades HQ on the Internet. Ladies and Gentlemen ... The Top Ten Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" 10. "You know, in terms of pure aesthetics, I actually prefer the spork." 9. "Yo, Playah-- that Victorian ascot is the shizznat, Dog!" 8. "I know you're on the pill, but can't I wear a condom just this once? Why must it always be about your dirty needs?" 7. "It's this simple: if I can't put the vision I want on the screen, I'm not making this movie. And the vision I want is David Hasselhof." 6. "My scent? It's Nadler, the only perfume endorsed by 300-pound liberal Congressman Jerry Nadler-- a delicate yet sultry blend of cinnamon, pheremones and pork-chops." 5. "Topless dancers?!! The sign outside specifically promised me Stopless dancers. Now you instruct your staff to get off their break and put on some proper clothing or there are going to be consequences, my good man." 4. "When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer." 3. "There's something magical about riding the bus." 2. "Would I like to take a few minutes to discuss switching over to AT&T's new Friends and Family service? Would I! Would I ever!!!" ...and the Number One Thing People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did you Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"... 1. "Who the hell is Al Franken?"
REDNECK SCRAP BOOK Who says rednecks have no appreciation for fine art? More in the Redneck Scrap Book. READING ASSIGNMENTS An interesting review of The FairTax Book from the Frontiers of Freedom website. How about giving your hand-eye coordination a little workout today! The World Series is over. I didn't even know it had started! Comic jokes at talk radio's expense. Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself... (warning, there's a pop-up at that site) Today's history lesson...the real first president of the United States? Read Frederick Bastiat's The Law online. | ||
WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE POINTY HAND THINGS? These are links to each individual story on the Nuze, p-links for the geeks out there. Plus, they work today and they'll work tomorrow. Now you can easily discuss/debate/rip apart the Nuze without worrying about the links going bad. Enjoy! BOORTZ BLAST NEWSLETTER
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