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Posted: 1:00 a.m. Monday, June 5, 2006
By Neal Boortz
| Today's Nuze: June 05, 2006 | ||
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| Monday -- June 5, 2006
I've been telling you for weeks that the driving motivation behind Democrats' refusal to back any plan to seal our borders against the invaders form Mexico was tied to one thing ... votes. The Democrats see the gate-crashers as an almost inexhaustible source of new votes for Democratic candidates. They're not citizens, you say? True enough, but since when has that meant anything to the left and to Democrats when it comes to pushing their "everybody in the pool" attitude on voting? Do you remember the 1996 elections in California? Orange County Republican Bob Dornan was running against Loretta Sanchez. This was quite an interesting election. Miss Loretta had tried several times to run for office under her married name of Loretta Brixley. Didn't work. Then, an epiphany! Why not revert to her maiden name of Sanchez? There are tens of thousands of Hispanics in the district, and though many of them are illegal, being the informed and knowledgeable voters that they are, they would certainly respond better to the Sanchez name than to the Brixley name. So ... change her name she did, and win she did ... on the strength of thousands of votes from unregistered Latino voters. The Republicans, recognizing that some pretty massive voting fraud had taken place, immediately started an investigation. The Democrats, just two years from having lost control of the House, immediately started screaming racism. The tactic worked, the investigation into rampant illegal voting was dropped, and Sanchez remains in the House of Representatives
What? You don't need papers for voting? What kind of papers? Well .. papers that show you're in this country legally! This was nothing less than a bold, blatant invitation to every illegal alien and non-citizen living in this particular congressional district to go the polls and put this wonderful Democrat, Francine Busby, into office. You must know that as soon as a recording of Busby's remarks hit the local talk shows she started backtracking --- big time. Now we're getting the "I misspoke" nonsense from her campaign. Busby's Republican opponent, Brian Billbray (why, by the way, has a strong anti-illegal immigration stance) said it best when he said that at worst, Busby was encouraging illegals to vote, and at best, she was encouraging people in this country illegally to work actively on her political campaign. Now all of you know that I try to avoid cliches like the plague. But you really need to connect the dots on this one. Part of the Democrat game plan for returning to power in Washington is to make it as easy for the growing number of Hispanic non-citizens, both those who are here legally and those who are here illegally, to vote in all elections. Francine Busby's statement, retractions notwithstanding, was just another dot for you to connect. Want some more? Try these:
Do you have to be whacked around like a pinata to see what's going on here? Democrats have adopted a "whatever it takes" philosophy when it comes to regaining their power inside the Beltway. If it takes allowing anyone who can get to a voting booth to cast a vote, regardless of trivial matters like citizenship ... no problem! Just don't be stupid enough to announce it at an election rally.
I'm finishing my program notes in silence. I'm finding it harder and harder, in spite of Carol Costello's new hot looks, to watch the news in the morning. This particular morning it was the usual on Fox News Channel ... that happy, happy bull---t morning coffee klatch nonsense, and on CNN it was all about American soldiers murdering unarmed civilians in Iraq and how tough it is for poor, poor Americans to deal with high gas prices. So ... I watched the weather (where's Chad?) and that was it. You're actually the winners here. I write better when I'm not listening to the tube. So now .. here is sit ...in blissful silence wearing my Bose Quiet Comfort2 noise canceling headphones trying to figure out just how to piss off the largest number of people possible today. Usually, that isn't a problem. This next item ought to do it.
And what kept me awake? Well ... I'm sure you're like me. At night, when the mind is otherwise cleared of the flotsam and jetsam of everyday life, those problems that really count, I mean those just awful and terrible problems you have, will come visiting ---- with a vengeance. So last night I'm lying there when suddenly I'm shocked by the realization that somewhere, perhaps even within a ten-mile radius of my home, my sanctuary, there might be two men or two women who truly love each other lying in their own bed as they sleep. Then ... this horrible thought. What if they wanted to get married? Well .. that was it for me. I should have just gone ahead and gotten up to start the day about four hours early. I spent the rest of the night worrying about the devastating impact on my own marriage and on my career that would surely follow if two gays or two lesbians were actually allowed to engage in some ceremony to show their love and lifetime devotion to one another. Why, I'm just not sure I could go on! What would be the purpose in life if two homosexuals were actually allowed to make that kind of commitment to each other? Fortunately, help is on the way. Today we're going to have a big time presidential speech from the Rose Garden today at 1:00. Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't plant a garden of pansies just for this incredible event. President Bush is going to set all of our minds at ease by coming out strongly for some sort of a Constitutional Amendment to ban gay marriage. We've needed this for such a long time. I think that it is perfectly fitting for us to use the United States Constitution, a document that is dedicated to the preservation of our inalienable rights, to tell a certain specific group of people what they cannot do, rather than tell the government what it cannot do. We don't need tax reform. We don't need an end to earmark pork spending in Congress. We don't need smaller government and school choice. We don't need real reform that would put medical care back into the competitive marketplace. We need none of those things. All is fine! What we need is a Constitutional Amendment that will keep two people who love each other, but who we don't consider to be normal -- not by our standards anyway -- to marry. I know I'll sleep better tonight.
Any email message you get containing the word "eBay" in the subject line stands a 99.68% chance of being part of a fraudulent phishing scheme. It's been three months now since Georgia Democrat Cynthia McKinney slugged a police officer in Washington DC. Three months. Still, no indictment. It sure is nice to see that our elected officials are treated just the same way we are, isn't it? How long do you stay on the streets if you slug a cop? REDNECK SCRAP BOOK What does a redneck imagine might be
at the end of the rainbow? His own
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