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Posted: 1:00 a.m. Tuesday, May 16, 2006
By Neal Boortz
| Today's Nuze: May 16, 2006 | ||
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| Tuesday -- May 16, 2006
Well ... as it happens, I thought that the speech went rather well, though I don't particularly agree with all of the steps the president wants to take. My main point of contention with Bush is that he says that any immigration bill or immigration reform right now has to be "comprehensive." By that Bush means that we have to have a bill that both deals with the porous border between the U.S. and Mexico, and deals with the 12 million invaders who are here already. Nonsense. Nowhere is it written that both issues have to be tackled at the same time. Here's an analogy. Let's say that you have some pipes burst in your house. You wake up in the middle of the night to hear water flowing out of the ceiling onto your furniture, your carpeting ... everywhere. Now you have two problems here. One is how to stop the water. The other problem is how you're going to fix up the damage the water has already done. So ... are you going to sit there and tell me that you just can't go outside and turn off the water until after you've decided which pieces of furniture you're going to save, and which you're going to throw away and how you're going to clean the carpeting and fix the rest of the water damage? Pardon me, but only a complete idiot would take that approach. Your first step is going to be to run to the water shut-off valve for the entire house and stop the flow of water! Then, and only then, will you start to worry about how to clean up the mess. Well ... not President Bush! Oh .. and not the Democrats in the Senate either! They don't want the flow of water shut off until you have developed a detailed plan on just what you're going to save, what you're going to throw away, and how you're going to fix the rest of the damage. This is pure idiocy! The only people who could benefit from a plan like this are those who get paid to clean up the mess! Bush's plan for comprehensive immigration reform has five elements.
A few more points: Georgia Republican Senator Johnny Isakson is said to be ready to introduce an amendment to any immigration reform bill that would require that the Department of Homeland Security certify that our borders are secure before a guest worker program can be instituted. Pundits say that this would chase the Democrats away. Why? This one is easy. It's because Democrats don't want secure borders. Democrats see the invasion force as a ready source of future Democratic votes. Now ... as for the guest worker program. This idea is certainly not original with me, but I have presented it here before. There is a way to insure that anyone in this country to participate in such a guest worker program would not stay here once their time is up. It's really very simple. You don't pay them. You pay the agency that arranged for them to be here. When their time is up, the money is gone. Here .. let me explain. There is necessarily going to be some government involvement in this program, but we can keep it to a minimum. You set up some employment agencies that specialize in obtaining Mexican guest workers for U.S. businesses that need the extra or seasonal help. These employment agencies are hired by and paid by the private businesses who need the workers. They obtain the workers from Mexico and provide for their transportation to their place of employment in the U.S. The employer pays the agency for the workers, and then the agency pays the workers. When the temporary guest worker assignment is over, the employer stops payment to the agencies and the money to the guest worker dries up. We would need harsh -- extremely harsh -- penalties for any employer that tries to pay a guest worker directly. Under this system the agencies are responsible for transportation to and from the U.S. and making sure the workers get paid. These agencies, of course, would work under strict federal regulatory supervision. The key to this ... and the key to removing any suggestion of amnesty ... is that all guest workers in this country must sign up for the program in their home country, not here. All ID cards for guest workers must be issued ONLY in that worker's country. If you want American dinero, you go home to sign up. For the rest who chose to stay here ... yank out the welcome mat. No ... I don't want to run for president.
Then again .. it could just be a lack of skill in the control room. Good help is hard to find these days.
I also saved one from Robert Kincl:
Oh ... so now I'm "anti-Catholic" because I'm reading the DaVinci Code? Seems like some nerves are a little frayed out there. If anything will make me "anti-Catholic," as Mr. Kincl charges, it will be The Vatican taking up the cause espoused by some Cardinals that Dan Brown, the publisher of the book, and the producers of the movie ought to be sued. When the Catholic Church starts attacking freedom of speech and expression I will indeed become anti-Catholic. There were several emails like this one:
Well ... there's a nice little dodge around the issue. Sure, the main characters are fictional, and the narrative is a fictional one, but dismissing The DaVinci Code by simply stating that "it's fiction" is like trying to disclaim World War II and the actions of the Third Reich by saying that Hogan's Heroes is fiction. Get a grip, folks. Why do you have to go so far out of your way to prove how intolerant and, yes, ignorant you are every time you hear me say something that causes you a bit of unease?
Just a few more to share with you. Some good, some bad:
Well! Now I'm a Bush "bash-er!" Mr. Pfieffer's email goes to prove my assertion that you seldom get any comment worthy of serious consideration from someone who uses the word "bash" or a derivative thereof in their missive. The same goes for "neo-con" and "progressive."
Well thank you, Mr. Imlach. We're proud to be on the air in Cape Cod. We know that some listeners were upset that the G-Man is now no longer part of the lineup, but after they get over the initial shock we think we'll get more emails like yours! REDNECK SCRAP BOOK Rednecks sure know how to arrive in style. More in the Redneck Scrap Book. READING ASSIGNMENTS News Flash! The Islamic terrorists were only 32% responsible for the 1993 attempt to destroy the World Trade Towers in New York! You remember that terrorist attack, don't you? That's the one where Bill Clinton was so un-concerned that he didn't even visit New York to survey the damage.
Three cheers for the Minnesota Senate:
legislators there have approved a bill dramatically curtailing the ability of
government to steal private property through eminent domain. A House vote is
expected soon, and the governor supports the plan. 49 more states to go!
A leading insurance company has done a survey....and come up with America's top 10 driving pet peeves. 1....of course, is people talking on cell phones. #2 is slow drivers in thefast lane. Now we're talking. See, The FairTax Book debuted at number three on the NY Times Best Sellers list for Paperback Nonfiction! | ||
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