Tuesday, November 28, 2006
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
In downtown Chicago they have a festival they call the
German Christkindlmarket. It's a Christmas festival. One of the
private-sector sponsors of the festival is New Line Cinema. New Line has a
movie coming out soon called "The Nativity Story." It seems that New Line
is going to have some televisions in their booth at the festival and on those
televisions they will be showing previews of "The Nativity Story."
Well .. .this doesn't sit well with some Chicago city
officials. The spokesditz for the Mayor's* Office of Special Events,
Cindy Gatzilois, says that
the city doesn't want to appear to endorse one
religion over another. Then we hear from Jim Law, the executive director
of the special events office with this gem: "Our
guidance was that this very prominently placed advertisement would not only be
insensitive to the many people of different faiths who come to enjoy the market
for its food and unique gifts ...... " I am way, way past giving a flying fornication about
whether or not "people of different faiths" are offended by a symbol of the
Christian religion. It's not the city government promoting the movie, it's
a private sector filmmaker. If someone of a different faith is offended
then they can damn well turn their heads and not watch the movie trailer being
shown in the New Line booth. Or, better yet, they can just keep their
sorry asses at home and leave the festival to people who can enjoy it for what
it is and not wander around looking for something that offends them.
It's Christmas. Get it? Over 85% of the people
in this country celebrate this holiday as a celebration of the Birth of Christ.
Of the 15% of those who don't less than one tenth of one percent care one way or
the other what you celebrate and how you celebrate it. People like
Gatzilois and Law suffer from an affliction known as "governmentitis."
It's a mental disease that causes government employees who have no marketable
private sector job skills to develop an over-inflated opinion of their own
importance in the grand scheme of things. *The Mayor of Chicago, by the way, is a jerk. YESTERDAY'S NUZE POLL RESULTS
Yesterday we asked your opinion of Dr. Eric
Keroack, the OB=GYN President Bush appointed to be our new family
planning czar in the Department of Health and Human Services.
Keroack doesn't believe in birth control, says condoms are
ineffective in preventing herpes and HIV, and says that 15% of all
people who have sex with an HIV infected person while using a condom
will get AIDS. All claims are provably false. So, how
did Dr. Keroack do in our poll? "Right on every point"
11% "A loon"
66% "A little of each"
23% |
THE ATLANTA DRUG RAID STORY GETS MORE INTERESTING
By now you know the story of the drug raid in
Atlanta where an elderly woman was killed by the police. Thus far the
police story is that a police informant purchased drugs at the woman's home
earlier in the day. The police obtained a no-knock search warrant and
returned to the home at 7:00 that evening. As they were breaking the door
down to enter the residence, 88-year-old Kathryn Johnson, the owner of the home,
opened fire with her pistol. She hit all three police officers, one of
them three times. The police returned fire and Johnson was killed.
The issue isn't whether or not the police should have returned fire. Of
course they should have. They didn't know who was doing the shooting.
They believed they were entering a house where drugs were being sold. On
the other hand, Kathryn Johnson did the right thing also. Scared to death
living in that high-crime neighborhood. She had heard of a recent rape of
an elderly woman nearby. She was simply defending herself when she was
killed. Now we have an interesting twist.
The informant is
now saying that the police told him to lie [bugmenot], they told him to say that he had
purchased drugs from the home. It would be easy to believe that
the informant is now lying to cover his rear end. The problem is that the
police have been caught in a few prevarications themselves. The first word was
the police officers made the drug buy in the home. Now we learn it was a
police informant. Then we were told that police found narcotics in the
home. Later we're told they only found a small amount of marijuana .. not
considered narcotics. As I've been saying from the beginning, the real cause of
this tragedy is our insane war on drugs in this country. Study after study has
shown that he most cost-effective way to reduce drug use in the U.S. is through
treatment, not through criminalization and law enforcement. Americans just
have this puritanical need to punish those who get involved in drugs.
Stupid? Sure they're stupid. Weak? Yeah, they're weak. Stupidity and
weakness aren't crimes. We could save billions of dollars a year in law
enforcement and incarceration costs if we would wise up and stop this absurd war
on drugs. Identify the users and offer them treatment. Crime rate
goes down. Money is saved, and we get reduced usage and dependence on
drugs. Now here's something interesting for you. A listener
pointed it out to me. It's an
interactive map of botched paramilitary police raids. Most of them are
drug raids. The Raidmap is from the Cato Institute, a prominent Washington
Libertarian think tank. IRAQ
OFFICIALLY HOPELESS NOW
At least that's what
outgoing U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan would like you to think. Oh, and
good riddance, by the way. There has never been a more anti-American,
anti-Israel head of the United Nations. At any rate,
Kofi has announced that
civil war is imminent in Iraq. Gee...thanks Kofi! Nothing like stabbing the
United States in the back on the way out of office. Way to go...your masters
running Al-Qaeda just put the check in the mail. Don't spend it all in one
place.
So just what is the reason
for Kofi's despondency over Iraq? When asked if Iraq is in a civil war, he says
"Given the developments on the ground, unless something is done drastically and
urgently to arrest the deteriorating situation, we could be there. In fact, we
are almost there." Nice vote of confidence. So what would Kofi do differently?
The answer is nothing.
Like the Democratic Party, Kofi Annan has no solution for Iraq. The United
Nations had no solution for Iraq for 12 years either. They have nothing...no
ideas, no suggestions for ways they might help do things better. All he wants
to do is sit on the sidelines and criticize. No solution is being
offered...nothing. But guys like Kofi Annan have their reasons for not helping
out.
You see, if the U.N. helps
us win in Iraq, that will give legitimacy to the invasion and occupation. We
can't have that. Make America look good? Why...the United Nations could never
be a part of that.
NEWS ON
THE SIX IMAMS
We've been treated for
days now to
the story of the 6 Imams in Minneapolis. No, this isn't the
beginning of some sort of joke....the six Imams tried to get on a U.S. Airways
flight last week and were marched off the plane in handcuffs after passengers
became suspicious. CAIR was outraged....they said the Imams were guilty of
nothing more than flying while Muslim. The Imams have held a press conference
at the airport claiming religious persecution. The lawsuits are flying. But
now it's coming out exactly why these peace-loving worshipers of Allah were
arrested.
Turns out they were
praying loudly and shouting "Allah" as passengers boarded the plane. Gee...I
can't think of a more peaceful thing to do. Terrorists never shout Allah's
name! What were the authorities thinking? Once on the plane, the Imams changed
from their assigned seats...to a similar seating pattern of that of the 9/11
hijackers. That is, near the exits and entrances on the plane. Hmm...that's
just a wee bit suspicious, isn't it?
So it's no surprise that
these people were arrested. The real question here isn't were they
discriminated against...but what were they really up to? According to their
behavior, we should be investigating them for terrorism, because they sure fit
the profile.
BAD
NEWS FOR THE POODLE
John Kerry just can't
catch a break these days. After being blown out badly in his quest to become
the next president of the United States just two years ago, The Poodle has
decided he might just run for the nomination in 2008. There's only one problem
with that...he's not faring too well in recent polls. Polls gauge interest and
interest determines how donors spread their money around. No money, no
campaign. That's just how it works.
A poll was done gauging
the likeability of the top 20 American political figures. Where did The Poodle
rate? Dead last. Number 20. Way behind George W. Bush. Behind even Al Gore.
Ouch...sKerry's political career is now dead on arrival. So what is John Kerry
going to do now?
The answer is nothing.
He'll finish out his term in the Senate and then join the same route into
political oblivion blazed by other Democrats who've lost presidential
elections. For an example, see Michael Dukakis. Oh..and you may be
wondering...who was #1 in the likeability poll?
1 was Rudy Giuliani. Followed by Barack Obama. Perhaps this is an indication of things to come.
That would be some race! By the way ... in case
I didn't really convey my true feelings here ... Kerry is a pompous jackass.
Where's the love?
REDNECK SCRAP BOOK When a redneck finds himself in trouble with the law, he probably would want
a lawyer he feels comfortable with. I think he might find one
here. More in the Redneck Scrap Book. READING
ASSIGNMENTS
This is most interesting...Iran says it will help Iraq with its security.
Now keep in mind this is the same Iraq that was only freed from dictatorship
because of the United States...the supposed Great Satan in the eyes of Iran.
This newfound cooperation from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is most likely depressing
America-hater Kofi Annan.
A new study finds that women talk three times as much as men.
Insert your own joke here. The study also finds that the act of talking prompts
a rush a brain chemicals in women that is similar to that of a heroin addict.
We report, you decide.
NBC News says Iraq is a civil war.
So let me get this straight: it is now news what one particular news
organization thinks. Just how many things has the media been wrong on in the
past?
The American Legion is none too pleased with Charlie Rangel.
They want the New York Democrat to apologize for suggesting that soldiers only
fight in Iraq because there are no other options for employment. They might not
want to hold their breath.
It's worth pointing out
when a Democrat actually says something worthwhile.
Delaware Democrat Joe Biden, who favors tightening up our border with Mexico,
says the biggest culprit in illegal immigration
is Mexico itself. It is, after all, a third-world country.
Those conservatives that
stayed home on November 7th are going to soon regret it.
Democrats have no intention of clamping down on pork barrel spending projects....or
so-called earmarks. Why? Because they use them to buy votes, same as the
Republicans before them. Surprised? You shouldn't be. Politicians will be
politicians.
George Will takes a look inside his crystal ball at just how Speaker Nancy
Pelosi is going to be running the House.
For pointers, he goes back in time to the last few Democratic speakers and how
they treated the minority. It wasn't pretty.
Interesting column today from Thomas Sowell.
He looks at a new book that examines whether there really is much difference
between a liberal and a conservative. By the way, do you know conservatives
donate more to charity than do liberals?
The poisoning of the
former KGB agent in London has people thinking Russian President Vladimir Putin
had something to do with it.
But Pat Buchanan says that is precisely what the people who poisoned Alexander
Litvinenko want you to think.
David Limbaugh says the re-energizing of the conservative Republican base
is likely to come from presidential candidates who want to be more like Ronald
Reagan. For example, he points to Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney.
Neal has been hunting high and low for
the line referred to here. If you know where it is, please let him know. Today Neal talked about the book America Alone by Mark Steyn and the Muslim
population overtaking the Europeans through birth rate. |