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Posted: 1:00 a.m. Wednesday, Sept. 20, 2006
By Neal Boortz
| Today's Nuze: September 20, 2006 | ||
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| Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Come on, folks. Wake up and smell the cordite. A Danish newspapers prints a cartoon that depicts Mohammed as violent ... and Muslims erupt in violence. The Pope quotes the last Byzantine Emperor -- dead for 600 years -- who felt that Islam was a violent religion ... and Muslims erupt in violence. Is this registering with you? Muslims shoot school children in the back in Chechnya. Muslims behead school girls in Indonesia just because these girls are attending a Christian school. Muslims shoot a Catholic nun in the back in Somalia. Muslims kill 3,000 innocents in New York and Washington D.C. Muslims fire rockets into civilian areas of Israel. This list goes on and on and on ... and it's been going on for hundreds of years. Again ... the Pope reads a 600 year-old transcript of a conversation between a Persian scholar and a Byzantine emperor where in the emperor says that Islam is a violent religion ... and what do we get? More violence? Now we have the Pope and other western leaders jumping through hoops to convince these violent Muslims that we really don't believe that they're all that violent .. and how sorry we are that the Byzantine emperor disagreed. We had better wake up here ... while we can.
After yesterday, I sure hope so. September 15 was an important day for the Imperial Federal Government of the
United States. It was the day that quarterly tax payments are due. This is one of four times a year
when businesses have to pay their estimated taxes.
And what a haul it was for
the Feds...in fact, they raked in so much money, they set a record.
$85.8 billion dollars was taken in...all in one day. This is a 20% increase over last year....twenty percent! And to think some people actually think the government doesn't have enough money. We gotta "pay off" the deficit you know. The fact that so much money flowed into the treasury at once is important for a few reasons. One, the economy continues to go like gangbusters. We are right in the middle of an historic economic boom. Don't let the mainstream media or the Democrats tell you otherwise...we've never had it so good. Add on top of that falling gas prices and we've got a great economic situation. In addition, the fact that tax receipts jumped 20% shows us that the Bush tax cuts are working just as they intended. Second, the fact that so much money was confiscated by the federal government in a single 24 hour period tells us something else. The government is too big...and it's become so large under a Republican administration and a Republican Congress. The Reagan Revolution is official dead among "conservative" politicians. Wait! One more
thing! What about those horrible Bush tax cuts? I thought the
government was starving for the money it needed because the rich were getting
away with murder! Well, once again we see that cutting taxes on the
productive class actually leads to higher government tax revenues. That's
a lesson the left will never learn.
We take you now to the Pine Tree Elementary School in Orange County, New York. The home of Orange County Choppers, by the way. There we have a third grade teacher who wants to hand out a packet of spelling information to parents at a school open house. Just one problem here. The teacher prepared the information on a word processor using some sort of type font that uses male and female figures in sexually provocative poses to form the letters of the alphabet. I imagine the small-case "h" would be a favorite. Anyway ... the parents were less than amused, and the school is apologizing. They say the teacher didn't do that intentionally. Well, at lease it gives the parents something to be upset about. The hold the teacher's union has over this and all other government schools sure isn't going to do it.
Travis County, home to Austin and the University of Texas, could have as much as 10% of its employees qualify as morbidly obese. This, of course, adds to the county's health care costs. So ... the brilliant political minds in Travis County (I did tell you that the University of Texas is in Travis County, didn't I?) have come up with an idea. They're going to force the taxpayers to foot the bill for gastric bypass surgery for up to 15 fat county workers a year. Those surgeries cost about $15,000 to $25,000 a pop, and often lead to complications that cost much more. Now ... there is one element of common sense here. To be eligible for the surgery the waddling worker must go through one year of a monitored dieting and exercise program. How closely the program will be monitored is anyone's guess. But wait! As usual, I have a better idea. Single out the fat employees and tell them that they have to get on a dieting and exercise program, or they will be fired! Tell them that the taxpayers are sick to death of paying for the extra health care caused by their overeating and lack of exercise ... and that the county's first responsibility is to the taxpayers, not county employees. Either lose weight, show a medical reason why you cannot, or you're out on your fat ass. REDNECK SCRAP BOOK This guy looks like he's really close to winning a Darwin Award, doesn't he?. More in the Redneck Scrap Book. READING ASSIGNMENTS Computer scientists at Princeton University show how easy it is to hack a Diebold voting machine. (video) | ||
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