ON THE FRONT LINES OF THE MEXICAN INVASION

I had the pleasure of meeting with a group of Tucson listeners last night.  We talked about a variety of issues, but it was clear during  a Q&A session that the number one issue here is the Mexican invasion.  Tucson, you see, is virtually on the front line.  We're just 60 miles north of the border.  Tucsonians just can't figure out why the president and the congress won't put the priority on shutting the border ... stopping the invasion.  One listener told me that he can sit in a law chair in front of his home a few miles south of Tucson and watch the parade of Mexicans coming buy.

Of course I don't have any way to verify this, but several listeners told me stories of incursions across our border by the Mexican army.  The feeling around here is that the Mexican army is actively working to support the Mexican drug lords in their smuggling efforts.  On one occasion, I'm told, a Mexican army helicopter actually flew across the border and landed near a town south of Tucson.  The purpose was to leave some Mexicans behind to steal a gas company truck that would then be driven to Mexico and loaded up with drugs.  There seems to be a particular affinity for trucks belonging to American companies because they bring fewer problems with U.S. border patrol agents and police.

These people, as I said, are on the front lines --- and they feel abandoned.  They feel their voices are simply not being heard in Washington.  The invasion continues, and no serious efforts are being made to stop it.

In the meantime, we had a raid on some locations in Portland, Oregon earlier this week.  A grand total of 165 illegal aliens were rounded up, many with forged documents such as Social Security cards.  Tom Potter, the mayor of Portland, said that it is bad policy to "go after local workers who are here to support their families while filing the demands of local businesses for labor."  You gotta love Portland's Mayor Tom Potter ... a real law and order kind of guy. 

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE AID AND COMFORT TO THE ENEMY TODAY?

Democrats, with Harry  Reid leading the pack, are telling President Bush that his troop surge in Iraq has failed.  Now the language may be just a bit different, but what we really have here is leading Defeatocrats public stating that the U.S. is losing in Iraq.  Once again we have our lovely Democrats bringing smiles to the faces of our enemies in Iran and Islamic terrorist goons worldwide. 

I know that at this point you don't have to be reminded of this ... but Democrats are completely 100% invested in our losing in Iraq.  Their chances of taking the White House in next year's election rest entirely on their ability to convince the American people that the Islamic fascists are winning. Every insurgent bomb is a victory for Democrats.  Every new school, hospital or retail store that opens in an Iraqi neighborhood is bad news.

Never before has an American political party be so eager for the defeat of American troops in battle.

BAGGY-PANTS = CRIMINAL

For all you thugs out there, you better pull up your pants.  Stop showing off your underwear.  Wearing pants down to your knees isn't going to get you a job, and it certainly doesn't get you any respect from the folks who truly matter.    No self-respecting employer would higher someone with their pants around their ankles.  I like to call them crack pants ... and they look worse than stupid. 

Now in a Louisiana town, crack pants might even be a crime.  That's right.  Six months in jail and $500.  Pull 'em up or pay up! 

This isn't the first time they've tried.  Back in 2004, a similar bill was proposed in the Louisiana state legislature and then pulled off the floor.  Why?  Because idiots claimed it was racist.  You got it.  Racism.  Most people penalized under the law would be black males.  Therefore, the legislators are racist ... get it?  The legislators certainly did.  Louisiana has the second largest black American population in America:  32.5%.  That's a lot of constituents crying "discrimination!" 

So, what is it when you can't get your droopy drawered self hired?  Well, I guess it is actually discrimination .. but it's discrimination based on taste and class, not on race. Just how crazy do you have to be to hire someone who shakes hands with you with one hand while holding up his pants with the other? 

Now this goes for all you celebrity-slut wannabes too.  Keep those skinny jeans covering your cracks and thongs.  No one (well I wouldn't say no one) wants to see them.  Go find yourself a Lindsay Lohan look-alike contest. 

MEXICAN TEACHERS IN AMERICAN SCHOOLS

Guess who is teaming up with government schools in Utah?  Mexico.  Yep, you heard me right.  Mexico and Utah signed an agreement called the Memorandum of Understanding on Education.  You know what my understanding is?  That kids shouldn't be sent to public schools in the first place.  But I can guarantee that's not what this memo said. 

So what is their "understanding"?  Hiring Mexican teachers.  Why? Because 40% of students in Utah government schools speak Spanish.  So instead of making the kids learn English ... we are just going to teach them in Spanish.  Assimilation? Yeah, right.  Your government wants to make sure that little Jose is comfortable in his second grade class.  It doesn't want any "at risk" children to fall behind or feel left out.  Never mind that they're essentially left behind when they graduate from these idiot government schools and still can't speak our language.

Here's a lesson: parents, teach your kids English.  If you don't know English, learn it.   If you want to succeed and thrive in America, lean the language of America .... NORTH America ... and that language isn't Spanish. 

Another kicker in this little memorandum is that the "arrangement" required several staff trips to and from Mexico.  Guess who was footing that bill.  The taxpayers.  Of course.  Not to mention the fact that the Mexican teachers will have an orientation week funded by the Office of Education (aka. Taxpayers).  The orientation includes finding housing.  Knowing our government, that's probably on the taxpayers' dime as well. 

And the sub-headline is just priceless ... like they are trying to justify it to the public:  "They will help Spanish speakers do better in school; no Utahn is being deprived of a job."  There are so many things wrong with that statement.  But that's government for you!

WELCOME TO AMERICA ORIENTATION KIT

The British are thinking about creating "briefing packs" for immigrants.  Doesn't that just sound welcoming?  "Thank you for coming to our country, now abide by our laws and traditions!"  The packs will include local standards such as no spitting on the streets and lining up (or queuing up, as the British like to call it) at the Post Office.  Simple things that we take for granted. 

Hopefully they are charging the immigrants for the packs and not British citizens.  But the British are pretty optimistic.  They are assuming that immigrants that come are legal.  That they will come through the government and get this goody bag. 

Its quite likely that the only way we'll get this to work in the United States is to sfuff some goodies in the bag along with the list of instructions.  Food stamps might work.  Perhaps a baby stroller.  Maybe a ladder for your van!  We're dealing, for the most part, with illegals here.  So how do you get the welcome package in their hands in the first place?  How about scattering them up and down our side of the border? 

Could you imagine what American "briefing packs" would say?  If you were to put three items in a "Bienvenido a America!" packet, what would you put?  A map of the United States?  A history book?  A Spanish-English dictionary?  A picture of George W. Bush?  A cell phone with free text message updates on Paris Hilton?  Hmmm ... I'm sure we can think of a few more!  The reality is that we would include welfare documents, a guide to "free" housing, a voter registration card and an application for in-state tuition to a college or university of your choice!

 READING ASSIGNMENTS:

Apparently we dropped the big bucks at the mall last month.  And where did all the money come from?  Bush tax cuts! 

Some shipping groups are warning of increases in pirate attacks on the high seas.  You need to know that the pirates are .. all together now ... MUSLIMS!

Things aren't looking to good for the Bush-McCain-Kennedy-Reid amnesty bill.  The president's meeting yesterday didn't get him any votes.  Darn! 

Lou Dobbs' message is simple.  "Give it a rest, Mr. President."

All those poor criminals that were busted at that plant in Oregon ... dozens of them were using Social Security numbers of dead and elderly Americans. How about that for honest and hard-working? 

Harry Reid is about the least popular man in America right now.  His approval ratings are at an astounding 19%.  Too bad, Harry.  Maybe it's because you supported "the President's bill." 

Some Mommies and Daddies are upset because their precious angels were taken to a Planned Parenthood clinic in an after-school program.  Guess there is no time like the present to explain the birds and the bees. 

Our current immigration system at its finest: a little toddler has the same name as a former leader of an Islamic militant group ... and the U.S. government won't process his application. 

Wal-Mart needs to get a grip on its employees.  More than $3 billion worth of merchandise is expected to be stolen this year.  One half of that is attributed to Wal-Mart's own employees.  If I had a business and my employees were stealing, I'd report them and then fire them.  Done. 

A local politician is making a name for himself by cracking down on immigration in Suffolk County on Long Island, NY.  There are at least 50,000 illegal criminals in this county alone, and Mr. Steve Levy is on the case.  And he's a Democrat! 

We've been talking about obese children.  And of course, what is the best way to solve their problem?  Force them to exercise in government schools!

Some time ago Wal-Mart stores announced that they were going to stop prosecuting small shoplifting cases so they could concentrate on larger shoplifting rights.  Gee ... that sounds like a good policy, doesn't it?  I just wonder how that turned out for them!

Meet Neal Boortz at a rare West Coast appearance! Neal will be signing books Monday, June 25th at Book Passage, 51 Tamal Vista Blvd, Corte Madera, CA 94925 - 1pm

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