Today's Nuze: November 02, 2007

Friday, November 2, 2007

AFTERTHOUGHT!

TO THE FUTURE

Fun time this week listening to Hillary's dog washers complain because those mean men ganged up on her at the debate on Tuesday night. All those mean mens picking on that poor woman.

So .. when she's finally president, aren't most of the world's leaders she'll be dealing with men? These men aren't going to put up with her hedging on the issues. They'll demand answers, not fudging. Are we going to see a string of emails from the White House complaining about how these men world leaders are picking on Hillary because she's a woman?

YOUR FUTURE

Ed Crane. British citizen. In pain for years. Private x-rays showed that he had virtually no hip joint. For years the British National Health Service kept cancelling his consultations. Finally Ed had enough. He cashed in his life savings and paid $18,000 for the surgery himself ... from a private doctor. This is your future in the U.S. when Hillary gets her way with national health care. Remember, also ... Under Hillary's first health care plan, Ed Crane would have been thrown in jail if he had pulled that little stunt in this country.

You're asking for it folks. You want someone else to be responsible for your health care ... anyone but you. Trust me, you're gonna love it.

AND NOW .. SOME READING ASSIGNMENTS

Here's the list of top US Conservatives ... that I'm not on.

A bank in California refused to let a Muslim woman from Morocco open a bank account.

I know y'all are going to run out and buy these for Christmas: cuddly toy versions of microbes like gonorrhea and syphilis.

You be the judge ... world's best-looking bottom?

THANK YOU MACON!

We can call it a long night last night, but it was worth every minute. The Queen and I drove to Macon last night where I was the evening’s entertainment for the Idle Hour Country Club. Sell out crowd .. and a wonderful group of people. Now, I do want to apologize for going a bit too long. Donna tells me I talked for 90 minutes. Now that’s abusive …. But nobody left! We also signed about 200 copies of “Somebody’s Gotta Say It” after the speech, so that put me back in my bed in Atlanta a bit after midnight. I’ll be a little punchy today due to lack of beauty rest .. and that means we’re gonna have fun.

FIRST OFF … I WANT TO MAKE YOUR DAY

Just read an article. The States are turning up the heat on illegal aliens. The federal government refused to do it, so now this country is operating more along the ways our founding fathers envisioned. The states are stepping in to do the job where the national politicians refuse to act. Good stuff.

By the way .. .I’m so sick to death of the politically correct “undocumented worker” or “undocumented immigrant” crap. They crossed the border illegally, they remain here illegally, they work here illegally, and we pay them off with this “undocumented” nonsense. They’re ILLEGALS. Call them what they are! Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented worker” is like calling your neighborhood heroin dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist.”

Every time I read a story that these illegals are feeling put upon, I break out into a big, wide grin. Lovin’ it.

PELOSI DISAPPROVES

Nancy Pelosi is unhappy. She says that if a pollster asked her what she thought of Congress, she would be one of those people who said Congress is doing a lousy job. She’s upset because Congress hasn’t done anything … but what she really means is that she hasn’t ended the war in Iraq.

Of course, in typical Democrat fashion, she blames Congress’ lousy job on President Bush and the Republicans. While Pelosi’s Congress hasn’t done anything, she says that “there is no question that the war in Iraq has eclipsed much of what we have done." Got it? War in Iraq … President Bush … Republicans. Not one ounce of responsibility actually falls on her or her party. That’s government for you.

By the way … that “much of what we have done” line. Can she fill us in there?

It’s not only the public that is dissatisfied. President Bush also chastised Congress for its failure to do anything. He says that Democratic leaders are stalling important aspects of his fight against Islamic extremism … dragging out Mike Mukasey’s confirmation is the obvious. Congress has also failed to act on a bill on eavesdropping on terrorist suspects, and it has been slow to approve spending for the war against Islamic extremism, the Pentagon, and veterans programs.

Oh .. almost forgot. This congress has set an all-time record in failing to send even one budget bill to the president’s desk. Durned Republicans.

Bush says that the current debate over Iraq is similar to when Lenin first talked of launching a communist revolution, when Hitler began to establish an “Aryan superstate,” and when people wanted to appease the Soviet Union rather than compete with it during the Cold War. Appeasers in those days denied that we were at war also. We see how that worked out.

THE BEST WEAPON AGAINST PINK MOVEON DEMOCRATS IN 2008?

Convince the voters that we DO, in fact, face a grave threat from Islamic extremism. The more the voters understand this, the less likely they are to support MoveOn Democrats. I’ll get right on that.

VOTER ID

Representative Keith Ellison has proposed a bill that would ban the requirement to show photo IDs in order to vote. You know the typical reasons: minorities, the poor, women, elderly, blah, blah, blah. Ellison says that photo IDs are a modern day poll tax.

He actually got a co-sponsor for the bill, the chairman of the Judiciary Committee John Conyers (a Democrat from Michigan). He proposed the bill just one day after a hearing with the chief of the Justice Department’s voting rights division, John Tanner. Tanner had to apologize for saying that aging for black voters is not a problem because they die before they get old. Oops. OK .. all together here: “How can anyone be so stupid?”

Tanner was the one that cleared the Georgia law requiring voters to show government ID to vote. And Ellison points out that people in Minnesota (his own state) do not need photo ID to vote. He says that Minnesota goes to great lengths to “make voting as inclusive as possible.”

Unfortunately, his opposition also has it wrong. Ranking Republican on the House Judiciary Committee, Lamar Smith, says, “The right to vote is one of the most fundamental liberties we have as Americans … And to protect that right, we must ensure that those who vote do so legally.” So here we are again, folks. The right to vote … IT DOESN’T EXIST!

Back to the photo ID thing. Which political party has historically been the beneficiary from voting fraud over the past 100 years. Answer: The Democrat Party. And which party is consistently opposing any requirement that voters prove who they are when they show up to cast a ballot. Answer: The Democrat party.
Come on … even if you’re government educated, surely you can connect THESE two dots.

RUMSFELD ON MUSLIMS

US State Department official Karen Hodges was given the impossible task of polishing the US image in the Muslim World. She has now resigned from what we all know to be an impossible job.

A day later, the White House is now apologizing for a comment that Donald Rumsfeld made three years ago, so that we don’t offend the Muslims. Rumsfeld said that oil wealth has made Muslims “against physical labor.” Rumsfeld says that oil wealth detaches Muslims "from the reality of the work, effort and investment that leads to wealth for the rest of the world.”

Thus far … where did he really get it wrong?

Then he really gets to the heart of the argument, "Too often Muslims are against physical labor, so they bring in Koreans and Pakistanis while their young people remain unemployed … An unemployed population is easy to recruit to radicalism." Do you hear that mentality, folks? Many Muslim countries want their people to remain poor because it is easier to indoctrinate them, to recruit them.

Now you have another explanation for our government schools. Just add the words “and ignorant” after “poor” and you’ll see the big picture.

DEMOCRATS ‘COMPROMISE’

Democrats in the Congress have now decided that they don’t want a spending showdown with President Bush. They dropped their plans to tie the Pentagon budget to a labor and education measure that Bush most certainly would veto.

Rather than putting together their first spending bill to send to Bush, Democrats sat around to ponder how they could intertwine a huge education, health and labor bill with a popular measure to fund veterans programs and military base construction. Democrats say that since they have decided to drop defense spending from the bill … this is a sign that they are willing to compromise. Republicans however are still upset that veterans funding is bundled in with funding for education.

BRITISH TACKLE MUSLIM EXTREMISM

The British government is giving Muslim groups $150 million to help tackle Muslim extremism. The money will be used to target “ungoverned spaces” of Muslim communities, such as Internet chat rooms and coffee houses.

Yeah … sure it will.

Hazel Blears, the Communities Secretary, says that it is the Government’s job to support minorities and enable them to be more resilient. This plan is intended to “beat the terrorists at their own game.” It will do this by extending the fight against terrorism to gyms, cafes, and the Internet, which are all being used to recruit young Muslims.

Some of the $150 million will be spent to promote community leadership to withstand extremist tendencies. It will also include $50 million on national programs including training for English speaking imams and setting up citizenship lessons in madrassas.

Hey, Brits! Let us know how that works out for you!

REAL OR HOAX?

Yep, we have even more Real or Hoax quizes for you, so here's Quiz 3! Can you tell which is real and which is a hoax? Also check out Quiz 1 and Quiz 2 in case you missed them.

REDNECK SCRAP BOOK

I think that with the addition of this dress, we pretty much have you covered if you're planning a redneck wedding: wedding rings, cake, limo, another limo, wedding, another cake, reception, arch, announcement, and another reception. More in the Redneck Scrap Book.

READING ASSIGNMENTS

Russia and China are blocking tougher U.N. sanctions against Iran. Ahmadinejad says that he is not worried at all about additional sanctions. I wonder if he’s worried about stealth bombers.

This is something to keep your eye on. Muslim extremists are expanding their control of northern Pakistan, and U.S.-backed President Musharraf has little to no control over the region of growing extremism.

Students in Venezuela clashed with police during a demonstration calling for a two-month delay on the referendum that would expand Hugo Chavez’s power. The students say they want more time for nationwide debate.

Single women, get ready to strip off your bras … Hillary Clinton is calling on you to challenge "the boys club of presidential politics." Yeah … let’s make this a feminist campaign! That sure works for me!

A Hillary fan called for Tim Russert to be shot because of his moderation of the debate Tuesday night … where Hillary totally bombed.

Listen up all you government leaches … the farm bill will provide $1 billion more for food stamps.

A town in Tennessee has actually run out of water.

The pilot who dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima died yesterday at the age of 92.

Japan wants to use cell phones with GPS to track its own senior defense officials.

Looks like Iowa ended up backing off the taxes on decoration pumpkins. The governor calls the repeal “common sense.” Fact is, they were embarrassed.

A woman took out an ad in an Iowa paper to sell her breast milk, because she didn’t want it to go to waste. Would she have to pasteurize that stuff?

And now, ladies and gentlemen, from the peaceful, serene, loving religion of Islam … a tutorial on how to properly beat your wife. (Seriously.)

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