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Posted: 1:00 a.m. Monday, Nov. 26, 2007

Today's Nuze: November 26, 2007 

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By Neal Boortz

Today's Nuze: November 26, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007

AFTERTHOUGHT!

GOOD RIDDANCE TRENT LOTT

So, Trent Lott is going to resign from the Senate.  Great, Trent.  Don't let the Senatorial doorknob hit you on the way out.  Now we're rid of Lott, Bill Frist and Dennis Hastert.  These three were in charge of the legislative agenda during that period of time the Republicans were doubling the size and cost of  the Imperial Federal Government of the United States. With just a modicum of fiscal discipline from these "leaders" the Republicans might not be in the jam they're in.

EVERYONE GO TAKE A WHIZ IN THE OCEAN

No, I'm not trying to be nasty here.  It just might save the planet! It seems that some climate researchers are investigating the idea of dumping huge quantities of urea into the oceans on the theory that this will cause these oceans to scrub, if you will, massive quantities of carbon dioxide from the air.  Urea, you see, is a substance that naturally occurs in urine.  The idea is that the urea promotes the growth of plankton.  Plankton will create an algae bloom.  The algae bloom will absorb CO2 from the atmosphere.  Fish will eat the plankton and die .. and then will sink to the bottom of the ocean taking all of that CO2 with them.  But I see a problem here.  With all of those dead fish filling up the oceans, won't that cause the ocean levels to rise?

GIFT CARDS FOR OUR WOUNDED SOLDIERS

As I said on the show today ... my wife, Donna, will be visiting our wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in December. She would like to take some things she can leave with the men and women who have served our country so well. We're asking for gift cards ... Target, Best Buys, Home Depot, Circuit City, Phone cards, Starbucks ... you get the idea. Try to buy ones that don't expire. If you have some lying around, send them to:

Walter Reed Project
c/o Neal Boortz
WSB Radio
1601 W. Peachtree Street
Atlanta, Georgia 30309

And thanks......................

NOW ... DO SOME MORE READING

How about 40 lashes for naming a teddy bear Mohamed ... isn't that offensive?  What a peaceful religion.

For all of you close to an ocean, be sure to go out there and relieve yourself ... for the sake of global warming.

A teenager in India survived a bus crash where a metal pole went straight through his head.

GOOD MORNING LOS ANGELES,
ORANGE COUNTY
AND SAN DIEGO!

This is a morning we at The Neal Boortz Show have been looking forward to for some time. This morning, at 7:00 local time, we debut with live broadcasts on two Southern California talk radio stations:

AM 1260 KGIL for Los Angeles and Orange County

AM 540 XSUR for San Diego!

We're particularly thrilled with this because the listeners to these two Southern California radio stations are going to be able to participate live in the program by calling 877-310-2100!

Welcome aboard, SoCal listeners. We now have California covered from the Mexican border to well North of San Francisco! Maybe we need to head out West on a little fact-finding mission --- or junket, if you will.

By the way ... I'm no stranger to Southern California, having lived in Laguna Beach, Tustin, Balboa Island, and Carlsbad. Maybe we'll run into some old friends.

HANK ADLER'S TOWN HALL ATTACK ON THE FAIRTAX

OK ... I get the message. Web Guy tells me that there are hundreds of emails asking --- no, demanding that I respond to that 25-page essay some university instructor posted on Townhall.com last week titled "A Hard Look At The Fair Tax." Many of you recognized immediately that Mr. Adler has no clue what he's talking about. There is a school of thought that you should understand the basics of a piece of legislation before you write a lengthy critique.

So, in response to your not-so-gentle commands, I'm preparing the response now. We'll see if Townhall.com com will post it tomorrow.

NICE ENOUGH GUY .. BUT GET OVER IT, WOULD YOU?

I'm talking about Atlanta Journal-Constitution sports columnist Terence Moore. Now I don't spend all that much time reading sports columns ... what with Islamic radicals plotting ways to reduce me and many of my friends to a sticky goo on the side of some building and all ... but I do read enough of Terence Moore to know that he can find a way to inject race into any event having to do with sports anywhere in the world. You really ought to read his series on racism in British cricket leagues.

Yesterday's Terence Moore column was about Major League Baseball. Moore is upset because there aren't enough blacks in the major leagues to suit him. Oops ... I hope Terence doesn't get made at me for saying "blacks." He uses the "African-American" appellation no less than 14 times in his column. I'm not a fan of hyphenated Americanism. I'm with Teddy Roosevelt on that one.* If you came here from Africa, fine. If you were born here you're every bit as much of an American as I am ... take pride in that.

Anyway ... back to Terence Moore. He seems to be calling for baseball to take some extraordinary steps to bring more blacks into the game. I don't know, but I thought that the goal here was to find the best baseball players available and bring them on board! I didn't know that there was some sort of a racial quota system.

I'll buy in to Terence Moore's sense of racial parity when I see him writing a column bemoaning the lack of white faces on NBA basketball courts. If he writes a stinging protest the next time an NFL team fields an all-black defensive squad I'll buy into his ideas of racial fairness. Until then .. if he can't come up with an instance of where a black baseball player was denied the opportunity to come to "the show" because of his skin color, then he needs to swear off the race baiting for at least a month's worth of columns.

* "There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism. The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing to be a nation of all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities." Teddy Roosevelt.

NO BABIES ... SAVE THE PLANET

Meet Toni Vernelli, the woman who refuses to have children because they contribute to global warming. She has been sterilized so that the "terrible mistake of pregnancy should never happen again."

No surprise here. Toni works for an environmental charity. She says, "Having children is selfish. It's all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet ... Every person who is born uses more food, more water, more land, more fossil fuels, more trees and produces more rubbish, more pollution, more greenhouse gases, and adds to the problem of over-population."

She says that she would consider adopting, this way she would be doing something "positive" for the world, not something "negative."

There is a good side to this story. Vernelli has taken herself out of the gene pool. Having her womb disabled means that she is not going to begat any more of her kind. Her particular mental defect stops with her.

Come to think of it ... how much better off would the world be in a generation if more of these environmental moonbats would follow Toni's lead!

BANNING FIREPLACES

San Francisco has launched its latest attack on evil fireplaces that contribute to ... global warming. The Bay Area Air Quality Management District will hold public hearings to determine whether or not fireplaces should be allowed in homes, or, if you already have them, whether or not you can actually use them.

Apparently "government studies" show that 33% of all "particulate matter" in the air comes from fireplaces. So between cars and energy plants and all other contributors of "particular matter," 33% of that comes from fireplaces?? Give me a break.

One good brush fire in California puts more crap into the air in ten minutes than all of the fireplaces in San Francisco do in one year.

Control, my friends. It's about control. The more we buy into this global warming scam, the easier we are to control ... and the bigger the smile on the politician's faces.

And speaking of control ... check this next bit out ...

CARBON ALLOWANCES

The British Government is introducing a Climate Change Bill that would make legally binding targets for reducing greenhouse gas emissions. The five-year goals will cost the UK $24 billion a year for the next 42 years, and it will also ensure that future governments are held responsible for this current legislation. The bill doesn't actually give any specifics but says the government will commit to a 60% reduction by 2050.

The British government will raise new green taxes and hike up fuel costs. But it is also thinking of allocating "personal carbon allowances." Each person will be given a fixed amount of carbon to use each year. So when you travel on a plane, buy gas, go shopping or eat out, it will be recorded on a plastic card. You could sell spare carbon allowances to others who want to "indulge." But if you, yourself, run out of carbon allowances, you could be barred from flying or driving.

Of course some procedure would be created whereby one individual could sell his or her carbon credits to another. The government, though, would want to regulate those carbon credit transfers in order to keep this trading out of the evil for-profit private marketplace. In doing so the government would charge a fee for each transfer ...creating yet another profit point for government.

We had better get a grip on this stupid global warming scam before it robs all of us of every freedom we have left.

NATIONAL HERITAGE AREAS

A National Heritage Area is a place with an imaginary line drawn around it that marks it as "important." More places around the country are asking Congress consider their local towns as "National Heritage Areas," which means an instant back door to federal funding.

Local lawmakers have caught on to this small federally-funded program. Since the 1980s, only two dozen areas are been designated. But just last year, Congress adopted 10 new sites. Last month the House signed off on six more, and the number keeps growing. A heritage designation gets you a federal grant of up to $1 million a year, to be matched with local money.

But now the National Park Service has called for a freeze on all new project designations until Congress can create formal guidelines for the program. In other words, the government has been issuing funds for these "historical areas" without even knowing what a "historical area" actually is.

A word of warning .... If these "National Heritage Areas" are anything like a local historic district, these people are going to regret the day they sought and were granted the designation. With federal money comes regulation. In some of our local historic districts you can't even replace a window or a roof on your home without going through a complicated and sometimes expensive approval process with the local governing agency. Often these local entitles are staffed by bored housewives and retired curmudgeons who are experiencing power for the first time in their lives .. and trust me, it can go to their heads faster than Hillary to a new government spending program.

Now ... don't say I didn't warn you.

DISABLED VETERANS

Just remember, if you are a disabled veteran in the UK and you want to use a swimming pool ... it might not be a good idea. Injured soldiers who lost their limbs in Iraq and Afghanistan were driven from a swimming pool training session by "jeering members of the public."

The men were taking part in a rehabilitation session at a leisure center (I assume that is the British equivalent of a community center) when two woman demanded the soldiers be removed from the pool. The lanes were closed off for the servicemen to use when two women "verbally abused the swimmers," complaining that they "hadn't paid" to use the pool and they might "scare the children."

The atmosphere was apparently so tense that the soldiers' instructors removed the wounded soldiers and they left.

At this point, I'm so disgusted by the actions of these people that I really can't think of much more to say.

BRITISH REALITY TV

Next month in Great Britain, a reality TV show will air that is supposed to challenge preconceptions about Muslims. So what is the premise? Showing non-Muslims living under strict Sharia law for three weeks.

The participants include a mixed race couple, a gay hairdresser, an atheist taxi driver and a glamour model. All of them will be forced to give up unmarried sex, alcohol and pork. They will pray regularly and dress modestly for the three weeks under Sharia law. There is no word as to whether there will be any stonings or beheadings. It is understood, however, that any of the "contestants" who try to leave before the three weeks are up will be killed.

D.W.B.

Congressman Danny Davis (a Democrat from Illinois) is accusing two white police officers of racial profiling after pulling him over and giving him a traffic ticket. The police say that Davis was weaving all over the road, but Davis has another reason ... it all happened because he's black. Or maybe it was racial profiling. No, wait! It really happened because of global warming.

REDNECK SCRAP BOOK

If you're a crafty sort, or even if you aren't, it isn't too late to put together this advent calendar for the holidays. More in the Redneck Scrap Book.

AND NOW ... FOR OUR AWARD-WINNING READING ASSIGNMENTS

Thanks to a federal judge in San Francisco, the government will now rewrite rules for penalizing employers of illegal immigrants, putting the crackdown on hold until at least the Spring.

There are four times as many natural disasters as there were two decades ago ... and it is all because of "global warming" (and Ron Paul's lack of media coverage).

Here's something the environmental whack jobs can glom onto. We're shortening the life of the universe ... by looking at it. So, don't look up!

Mark Steyn explains how the GOP candidates seem to have a diversity of ideas ... now if they could just get someone to put them all together.

Hugo Chavez may not have the popular support he needs to pass a referendum expanding his powers and changing Venezuela's constitution.

Hillary and Obama fought about health care over the weekend ... and Hillary's argument as to why Obama's plan isn't as good is because Hillary's plan covers all Americans and Obama's apparently does not. Total government control over everyone's health care ... the Hillary solution.

The IRS has failed to refund $4 billion in improperly collected taxes from 165 million taxpayers.

Here's a little refresher on Hillary's "honesty gap," and why she'll only have herself to blame for losing the Democratic nomination.

More disappointment from Fred Thompson's campaign. Now he's claiming that Fox News is biased against his campaign.

Syria is going to attend the U.S.-led conference to launch talks on resolving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Uh oh ... looks like Iran is odd man out here.

Firefighters in major cities are being trained to take on a new role as lookouts for terrorism, and guess who is complaining ... the ACLU. Oh my God! It's not about racial profiling, is it?

The Heritage Foundation speaks up for talk radio and how Democrats would just love to resurrect the Fairness Doctrine.

Here's a sick way to get affordable health care ... Taliban militants have threatened to blow up a clinic in Pakistan if the doctor does not lower his prices.

A university in Nigeria was shut down Friday in the middle of exams because of "rampaging protests" by students who are claiming "blasphemy" against Islam ... apparently a non-Muslim student used pages of the Koran to wipe himself.

A Christian woman in Egypt will serve three years in jail because her father briefly converted to Islam 45 years ago, which legally makes the woman a Muslim even though her official papers said she was Christian.

Apparently there are some young people on college campuses who are not buying into the global warming hype. What a relief. Probably home schooled.

This is for all you PC liberals ... 67% of American adults like stores to use the phrase "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays."

And now for a friendly hypocrisy update, brought to you by your United Nations delegates ... the Bali International Airport is concerned that it won't be able to accommodate all of the private charter jets expected during the UN Conference on Climate Change in December.

Let's see, what's on our radical Islamic "to do" list today? Oh yeah, let's go behead Youssef. He's wearing western styled pants.

Does knowing where a particular cell phone is at any particular time equate with listening in on the conversations over that cell phone? Just asking! And here's why.

These are the headlines that result from fools riding motorcycles without helmets.

Ok .. you tell ME how to pronounce this man's name. Be careful, though. The FCC is listening. I wouldn't want to make it this far only to be Imused. Neal

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article2937068.ece

The essence of the Broadway strike. http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/071124/broadway_labor.html?.v=5

Subject:Somebody's Gotta Say it
Name:Carl Campbell

Message:
Just wanted to say that your latest book is the best book I have read in a long time. I don't always agree with you, but have to really examine my position on things when our opinions differ after you lay out your reasoning. Thanks for making me stretch my brain, and keep up the good work.

By the way, I don't blame you for not wanting to run for president but this country needs someone who is not afraid to do what is best regardless of the offenses that it would cause so long is it made America better. You could be the shot in the arm that this country so desperately needs.

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