There should be a bumper sticker for that. Skateboard Dog
Our border patrol agents are no match for the flood of illegals they encounter.
If you aren't having a look at your county or city's mugshots from time to time, you really should. You'll find some gems. Sometimes the t-shirt message totally makes it. We still like this one we found a while back a little bit better.
More like timewasters with something news like thrown in, but really, you weren't planning on doing anything serious today, were you? Oh, how the mighty have fallen. See, even the Hollywood elite succomb to...age. 50 hottest Victoria's Secret models of all time. Probably not safe for the office, if anyone ...