LET'S START OUT WITH SOME COMIC RELIEF

Now usually I would put this in the reading assignments ... but I just had to lead off Nealz Nuze today with this great video. We lifted it from the Daily Show. You've heard of the Code Pink moonbats, haven't you? Just sit back and take a look ... take a good long humorous look at the face of America's anti-military left. This would really be funny if these people weren't so completely pathetic. What in the hell are they putting in the water out there in the Bay Area?

COULD WE PLEASE GET A GRIP HERE?

I mean, come on folks! OK, so the governor of New York got caught paying for a happy ending. Holy cow! This thing has consumed about 90% of the news coverage over the past few days. He paid admission to make the beast with two backs, he got caught ... and he's resigning. Now today we're being treated to all of the details on his service provider. Prediction: This whole story is going to eventually make this woman rich.

OK .. I know that everyone just loves a good sex scandal. It's a wonderful way to put on your air of moral superiority and prance around like a saint. Now it's true that Spitzer has been exposed as a world-class hypocrite. Here's a morally superior and pompous windbag who turned out to be a huge fake. He's gone. This not only cost him his political career .. but its also going to cost him some big bucks for lawyers. Disbarment? Certainly a possibility. Sucks to be him right now.

But what about us? What is going on while we're all obsessing about Spitzer and his extracurricular activities? The list is endless ... but we could start with the current presidential race. Just a few points to ponder:

We have both Democrat candidates pledging to raise taxes on the very people in this country who provide over 70% of the jobs.

Islamic goons are at this very moment trying to figure out ways, or trying to implement plans they have already developed, to kill tens of thousands of Americans.

American corporations and businesses continue to flee our oppressive tax system for better tax climates overseas.. taking their jobs with them.

Environmental nut jobs continue to block any rational attempt to wean ourselves from Islamic oil, not for the cause of environmentalism, but to effect the destruction of capitalism.

Both Obama and Clinton move forward with plans to increase the regulatory burden on small businesses. Just how do you think that will work out for you.

Somewhere, in some obscure office in Washington full of Democrats, plans are being hatched to levy a one-time tax on your pension or 401K plan. They've been there before ... they'll go there again.

We continue to rush toward a system of socialized medicine with all of the accoutrements, including rationed health care and long waiting periods for some of the most basic medical services.

Both Clinton and Obama are promoting a plan that would legitimize coercion and intimidation as legitimate tools for unionizing the workplace.

Al Gore and his environmental whack job entourage continue spreading their lies in an attempt to cripple free economies around the world - oh, and to make Gore some money.

This list could be endless ... the point is that while there are many news stories out there that actually might make a difference in our lives, our futures and the futures of our children. Would we get over all of the giggling about Spitzer and get real again?

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ADIOS FERRARO

After saying that Barack Obama wouldn't be in the position he is in if he were white ... Geraldine Ferraro has stepped down from Hillary's finance committee. Well that was fun. Hey where has Bill been lately? Let's bring him back in the picture so we can play with him some more. Hillary seems to be surrounding herself with some real winners. I'm sure Geraldine will surface somewhere pretty soon. We need the comic relief.

Remember, though. We're seeing the future of this presidential campaign. Every single time someone says anything even remotely negative about Barack Obama there will be screams of racism.

EVE CARSON - AND HER MURDERERS

We'll learn a lot more about the two predators who have been arrested for the murder of University of North Carolina student Eve Carson. Maybe we'll even learn some more about their previous criminal record. Both have been handed free passes (suspended sentences) in the past for their criminal activities. Now the taxpayers are going to spend tons of money for defense attorneys for these two worthless pieces of crap.

THE DEMOCRAT BUDGET

I just wanted to give you a little insight into what our future looks like, if Democrats in Congress have it their way with the budget. According to an analysis of the House Budget Resolution by the Heritage Foundation ... the American economy will suffer big time in terms of GDP, job creation and personal income if the current proposed budget is implemented. This is because of Democrat provisions in the legislation along with allowing the Bush tax cuts to expire (meaning tax increases for many of those "evil rich" Americans). The House's budget could cause more than a $100 billion loss in GDP in 2012. It could also reduce job creation by more than 1 million jobs in 2012 alone. And every taxpayer can expect to pay more than $2,000 in taxes on average in 2012, while losing $1,1767 in personal income.

Don't believe me? See for yourself, and check out how it will affect your district. But wait ... I'm really making a big mistake here. Survey after survey has shown that people who vote Democrat are less intelligent than those who vote Libertarian or Republican. This study is much too complicated for most of them to make any sense out of at all.

REGISTER YOUR CAR TRIPS WITH THE GOVERNMENT!

Politicians in Colorado want to turn one of its major highways into the country's first-ever HOV/toll highway. The bill is supposed to help alleviate traffic problems for those headed to ski resorts, particularly on the weekends. On Sunday afternoons throughout the year and during the weekend ski traffic rush hours in winter, I-70 will turn into an HOV/toll road.

Ok, so what exactly does that mean? It means that vehicles with less than three occupants would have to pay a toll that has yet to be determined. When I was in Vail recently I heard the figure of $25 tossed around. Truckers would have to pay an even bigger toll. And, get this ... it would require that drivers who want to use the road during rush hour to register their trip online at a government website that would monitor traffic flow.

So where is the money for all of these tolls going? First the revenue will pay for the cameras that will be put in place to capture the license plate of cars on the road. If a vehicle is caught with less than three occupants, the owner of the vehicle will be sent a bill. It gets better. After the cameras are paid for, the money will pay for parking lots at the top and bottom of the toll road where truckers can wait out the rush hour in order to avoid paying the toll. So the government would rather pay to create parking lots for truckers to sit and wait. Unbelievable. And the last bit of money will help pay for bus service from Denver to I-70 ski resorts. But the bill's author is banking on the resorts being willing to pick up the tab for the buses. He also wants to make resorts open earlier on the weekends to accommodate people who want to beat the rush hour and avoid paying the toll.

HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH?

Government legislators in Florida are wasting your time and tax dollars deciding how much toilet paper is considered "enough" for the average visit to the bathroom. There is a bill that would mandate that all restaurants must have enough toilet paper. The bill will also try to regulate cleanliness of restrooms in restaurants. So now health code inspectors will have to check restrooms along with kitchens when assessing the health code of an establishment.

This is government, folks. I think the average citizen could assess whether or not a bathroom is clean enough. If it is that abysmal, chances are you won't be eating there again. The restaurant will naturally go out of business ... rather than relying on government to tell you where you can and can't get a burger because there wasn't enough toilet paper to wipe your precious behind.

THE SCIENTOLOGY CULT

The Church of Scientology filed an injunction in court to stop protesters from protesting outside its headquarters. This means that protesters wouldn't even have the right to be on public sidewalks. Luckily a Pinellas-Pasco circuit judge denied the motion, but the church is going to file another injunction.

I told you this cult was thin-skinned. I don't see the Marines in Berkeley filing an injunction to remove those insipid Code Pink moonbats from the front of their recruiting center.

OH NO. THIS PERSON DIDN'T REALLY SEND THIS EMAIL, DID THEY?

You had to be listening to the show yesterday for this to make sense to you. Yesterday we got a call on the air about Spitzer and his position in the presidential succession list. I explained to the caller that governors are not in the line of succession to become president. Then I got a little frisky .. and mentioned that when South Dakota became a state a treaty was signed that made the governor of South Dakota the No. 8 seed in the presidential tournament. Then this email came in from Pete last evening:

Oh man. What is left for me to say?

REDNECK SCRAP BOOK

How much you wanna bet that the genius that created this has probably also tried to use it while driving? More in the Redneck Scrap Book.

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McCain is going to Washington just so he can vote on an amendment to end earmark spending.

Why don't you hear Hillary and Obama ranting so much lately about the war against Islamic fascism in the Middle East? Could it be because support for our war effort against these Islamic goons is at its highest level since 2006?

John McCain's campaign responded to attacks on the tanker deal with this memo.

Bush has brought the Fairness Doctrine back into the limelight by stating that he would veto any bill that threatens to stifle free speech.

According to Geraldo, I'm a right-wing talk show thug. Well not just me, but talk radio hosts in general.

If this Florida government school teacher had waited just 4 days until this kid turned 18 years old, she wouldn't be a registered sex offender. Just 96 hours ...

Police in Dayton wasted their time by driving a 20-year-old kid around to see if any stores would sell beer to a minor. Police were shocked to find that all the stores followed the law. What a waste of time and tax dollars.

I want you to find why these bakers are upset with the lack of wheat supplies that is driving up costs. I'll give you a hint: government regulation and government mandates.

Do you believe that ethanol is going to save our butts from relying on oil ... and be better for our rapidly warming earth thanks to man-made global warming? Think again.

There is so much snow in Canada that people are having "snow rage." I'm sure they will find a way to blame that on global warming.

Reuters finally realizes that guns aren't just owned by "urban criminals and drug dealers." Gee, ya think? You mean law abiding citizens can own guns too?

An Arab man shot his sister in an "honor killing." He called emergency services to report the shooting. It turns out that she wasn't killed. The brother is now in custody. The family "warmly praised" the brother for the attempted murder.

The National Child Obesity Tour is kicking off in West Virginia where 21% of its fat little dumplings are overweight.

Kentucky legislators are upset that they have to do things like work on a state budget when, in reality, they would much rather be naming the Corvette the official state sports car and Kentucky Fried Chicken the official picnic food.

When flu season hits Hong Kong, it has come up with a solution: close down government schools.

A woman in Florida wanted a peacock for her birthday ... that was until Deltona city commissioners decided that you can't own animals like ducks, peacocks and geese.

Another saggy pants law has passed in Palm Beach, Florida to prevent men from wearing crack pants. Hey, it's your privilege to look like a complete idiot.

How about a burqa runway show! This should be thrilling. Maybe we'll be able to see the models' eyeballs. Meanwhile, us Americans are just trying to figure out whether these Norwegians are actually serious.

Did you know that your pets have IQs too? You can have them take the Pooch IQ test.

And now for a real time waster ... here are 50 weird science tidbits and oddities.

We know you've been holding your breath for this one...Eliot Spitzer's "alleged" hooker's MySpace page!

Wow! Check out this photo from the Ultimate Peep Show!

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