NEAL'S ON VACATION

But don't worry, today Herman Cain will be in to entertain and inform you.

For those of you in Orlando ... Jamie Dupree and Neal will be there at Church Street Station Friday night to do their dog and pony show for the WDBO listeners. 

READING ASSIGNMENTS

The Obama campaign is upset with the way FoxNews has covered the story of Jeremiah Wright's inflammatory remarks.

$23 million for the Army Corps of Engineers to build a border fence! Oh wait, that would be in Egypt.

A new poll found that a vast majority of Americans essentially want a direct democracy ... that is because they were educated in government schools.

A five-year-old boy diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia was granted one wish from the Make-A-Wish-Foundation ... to be a US soldier.

I'm sure many of you caught this story about a Muslim journalist, who is critical of fundamental Islam, being Baptized by the Pope yesterday. No telling how long until the Islamic world calls for his head.

The US web service, that was to host Geert Wilders' film on the Koran, inactivated the site over the weekend because it received complaints ... gee, ya think?

Harvard University not only has women-only time at the gym in order to accommodate Muslim women, but last month it broadcast the call to prayer across Harvard Yard as part of Islam Awareness Week.

Democrats in Congress believe the only way to keep companies like Bear Stearns from collapsing in the future is to have more government regulation.

I'm sure that the people of Ann Arbor, Michigan have a thing or two to say to OwlGore about his global warming theory ... they have experienced the snowiest winter since 1880.

Speaking of global warming ... the head of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change acknowledges that the earth has been cooling for the past 10 years.

Our government schools are already contributing to the wussification of America ... now government schools in Massachusetts will no longer be labeled as "underperforming" because this hurts the feelings of teachers and children. The schools will now be labeled as a "Commonwealth priority."

A private school in Arizona spent $50,000 to build a fence ... but residents of the town are now demanding that it be dismantled because it is too exclusionary. These complaining residents must have gone to the local government school.

In Tampa, Florida the school board is holding an emergency meeting to figure out how they can hire teachers who might be less likely to have sex with their students. Gotta love government schools (and school boards).

Enough government school outrages? Here's one more. Government schools in South Dakota will pay children to take Advanced Placement classes.

New Jersey may pass a law that will require teen drivers to have their cars marked with a sticker or decal.

In Boulder, Colorado, hundreds of people may be off the hook after being caught speeding by a photo-radar van because the van was parked illegally.

Environmentalists in Corpus Christi, Texas have filed an injunction to stop construction of a wind farm project because it will "kill a lot of birds."

A British solider has been barred from joining the police force because he has a tattoo of the word "England" on his forearm and some people might feel intimidated.

Lawmakers in California are thinking of qualifying pregnant women as "temporarily disabled." Gynecologists say this is a bad idea because these women need exercise. But just remember ... government knows best.

Seattle's Landmarks Preservation Board has decided to label a 1960s Denny's as a historical landmark ... and it will just sit on the property with boarded up windows and rot.

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