HE'SBAAACCCKKK!

And boy is he enjoying the great 2008 Hillary meltdown. Did you hear the one about Hillary taking over the controls of Air Force One when the pilot suffered a heart attack?

NEAL WILL BE BACK MONDAY!

But don't worry, today Herman Cain will be in to entertain and inform you today.

For those of you in Orlando ... Jamie Dupree and Neal will be there at Church Street Station tonight to do their dog and pony show for the WDBO listeners.

ALL THE HATE MAIL, NONE OF THE EFFORT

You know you are good when you can get hate mail ... Even when you are on vacation.

Subject: slanderous attack
Name: Maria Avare

Message:
My husband listens to you or Rush because Demo- cratic radio options are limited here. Today, I was disgusted with your unfair personal attack of Hillary. You're a COWARD to give a one sided slanderous spin, when she can't defend against your "unproven" false assumptions. Put the EVIDENCE where your mouth is! Your anti-female bias is obvious! Your Mother muust have done a number on you and/or father! Get help!   

READING ASSIGNMENTS

Why would you want to watch The Defeatocrats' Cheer? Six words: Michelle Malkin in a cheerleading outfit. Yowza!

Hillary is upset with John McCain because he doesn't believe that government is always the answer.

In a post-9/11 world, the U.S. Government's Printing Office wouldn't really outsource the manufacturing of electronic passports, would it?

The day has come ... here is the blasphemous film about the Koran "Fitna" that has all the turbans in a wad.

What do Saddam Hussein, CAIR, and three US Democrat Representatives have to do with each other?

A new study out of Texas A&M shows that the more people know about global warming the less they seem to care.

According to OwlGore, people who don't believe in global warming are equivalent to those who believe the world is flat or that the landing on the moon was staged.

Don't forget ... this weekend is Earth Hour! We here at the Neal Boortz Show will be sure to keep all of our lights on. Well, except Belinda.

A Representative from Minnesota is sponsoring a bill, "Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act," which would repeal the national phase-out of the old bulbs.

This is exactly why we need earmark reform ... $1.1 million earmark for a Massachusetts Representative to stop the flooding in a pricey waterfront neighborhood where his former congressman buddy happens to live.

Guess who is upset with the law to stop employers from hiring illegal aliens ... labor unions.

Successful government schools in Great Britain will be forced to take students who have been expelled for violent and disruptive behavior. That's government education for you.

Imagine that your house floods. You move out. When you are ready to return, you are told that you can't ... because great crested newts have decided to move in.

The taxpayers of Milwaukee paid for a hideous and distracting billboard in order to remind people about the dangers of distractions while driving.

In the UK, video games may be required to have cigarette-style health warnings ... to protect the children, of course.

A judge sentenced three Hispanic men to learning to read and write English, earn their GEDs and get full-time jobs ... or go to jail.

Things must be pretty slow in Sweden, if they have time to pass government regulations on how pet owners should treat their dogs and cats.

In case you were not aware, this lawyer would like to remind you that there is no constitutional right to lap dances.

A woman was forced to remove the jewelry on her funbags before she was allowed to board her flight.

For your Friday government outrage (these are from the UK), here are the ten most unreasonable parking fines of all time.

Many of our troops have befriended stray dogs in Iraq, and then have trouble getting them back stateside . Enter Operation Baghdad Pups.

And for no particular reason other than it's Friday, here's a really cool stop motion Tron video made with cardboard.

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