Today's Nuze: May 05, 2008

By Neal Boortz

Monday, May 5, 2008

HERMAN CAIN FILLING IN

Neal is still recovering from his knee surgery but plans on popping on the air to say howdy at some point today. His favorite fill-in, Herman Cain, will be taking over the show today. You may not know Herman also has a weekday show of his own 7pm to 10pm every weeknights on News/Talk 750 WSB in Atlanta.

Herman Cain has a talent for cutting through and teaching you. He'll inform and entertain you on topics near to his (and your) heart-- Taxes, Government Incompetence and Waste, Campaign 2008--in Georgia and the Presidential Campaign, Immigration, The FairTax, Terrorism, and the economy. 'The Hermanator' will expose media bias--on a local and national scale. Listen...you just might learn something.

You can call in to the show today as usual, or email comments to Herman here.

NEAL'S KNEE ... GOOD TO GO!

Ever wonder what a knee replacement is all about? Have a look inside Neal's knee before they close it up! This is no joke...do not view if you have a weak stomach.

REDNECK SCRAP BOOK

Wow, I really hope this guy didn't get on the interstate... More in the Redneck Scrap Book.

READING ASSIGNMENTS

George Will has a great column about the Constitution and its changing role, particularly since Harry Truman.

We have another week of primaries ahead of us ... both Indiana and North Carolina tomorrow.

Barack Obama has been touting a windfall profits tax on the evil oil companies ... so here is an explanation of these windfall profit taxes for dummies. This seems to include Barack Obama.

What won't Hillary Clinton do to overtake Barack Obama's delegate lead? The Huffington Post actually has some ideas on how she could try and take this election.

In case you weren't aware, Michelle Obama says that Barack has reached his "boiling point."

Obama is now trying to compare Hillary Clinton to someone she would least expect: George W. Bush.

It's sad when the primary candidates are battling for delegates from Guam, which Barack Obama won, by the way.

It's bad enough that an illegal immigrant sneaks across the border 128 times (to panhandle in the US) ... but each time the Border Patrol "has been nice enough" to give her a ride back to Mexico.

Looks like the Pentagon has a swanky $5 billion plan for downtown Baghdad.

It has been all of three days since we have found something new that we can blame on global warming. Today it is the increase in shark attacks.

Juneau, Alaska cut its power consumption by 40% this month. The fact that they lost main power transmission lines in a series of avalanches earlier this month had nothing to do with it ...

London has a new Conservative mayor, and guess who isn't happy? The Muslims!

I'm sure you won't be shocked to find out that many Congressmen buy expensive cars ... on the taxpayer's dime.

What do you think they should sell at the Guantanamo Bay gift shop?

Jamie Dupree's Blog
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