THE TALKMASTER IS BACK!

Neal is going to be back on the air today! He's probably all pent up and possibly on medication, so you won't want to miss this. Herman Cain will be helping out with the warm-up portion of the show.

NEAL'S KNEE ... GOOD TO GO!

Ever wonder what a knee replacement is all about? Have a look inside Neal's knee before they close it up! This is no joke...do not view if you have a weak stomach.

REDNECK SCRAP BOOK

If you come out to your car and find this chained to it, you just might be in redneck country. More in the Redneck Scrap Book.

READING ASSIGNMENTS

In Bush's upcoming trip to Saudi Arabia, he is planning to have a talk with Saudi Arabian officials about how oil prices are affecting the US economy ... like they are really going to care.

John McCain has released his grand plan to reform the healthcare system. It definitely offers less government than Hillary or Obama's plans.

But then John McCain goes and does something like this ... pander to La Raza.

Has Hillary Clinton becoming a social conservative? Rich Lowry seems to think so ... sort of.

This picture of Bill Ayers standing on an American flag has been circulating the Internet. The point is that it was taken in 2001 ... when Barack Obama was a little older than 8 years old.

So the question I keep asking is what has Barack Obama accomplished? Since no one seems to come up with any real answers to the question, we'll have to look at information like this ... his voting record on healthcare.

This is no real surprise ... the Clinton Presidential Library will not make available to the public the documents illegally taken by former National Security Advisor Sandy Berger.

How wrong has the global warming crowd been based on their projected computer models? Let the back peddling begin.

Wal-Mart is expanding its discounted prescription drug program. Politicians preaching universal healthcare are upset by a private corporation offering the people what they want, instead of them relying on government.

I know I've been hammering this issue of corn-based ethanol and its affect on food prices ... but when is government to own up to its mistake? It's government. Never mind.

More increases in world food prices is said to put 100 million back into "absolute poverty" (that is compared to American "poverty").

European Union officials are trying to convince Europeans that Islam is a part of Europe ... so just suck it up and deal with it.

Stephen King had a really brilliant comment the other day. He essentially said that if you can't read you will end up in the Army or in Iraq, which is "not as bright."

When a man in Philadelphia fatally robs a bank wearing Muslim garb, the Muslims are outraged ... not because people died but because the Koran forbids a man to imitate a woman.

Word of advice ... when you buy a piece of property that includes a cemetery from the War of 1812, make sure to get your neighbors' approval before you try and move the cemetery.

A government middle school student in Central Florida has been arrested for giving high fives to teachers ... with tacks between his fingers.

Parents in America are drugging their children at six times the rate of children in the UK.

A woman in Great Britain has been evicted for letting the weeds in her garden grow so high that they can be seen from Google Earth satellite images.

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