A LITTLE NEAL, A LITTLE HERMAN

Herman Cain is such a good guy. He's going to help out with the warm-up portion of the show again this morning, for those of you who get it. Then Neal will be on all full of ranty goodness.

MEETING OF THE MOUTHS

If you weren't able to listen to "The Meeting of the Mouths" An Economic Roundtable with Neal Boortz, Clark Howard and Herman Cain, we now have video available! Part 1 | Part 2

ANOTHER LOOK INSIDE NEAL'S KNEE

For all you Boortz listeners out there facing knee replacement surgery, take a look at the cutting jig that has been gently (yeah, right) placed in my knee. [NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH] See those two pegs sticking up? They used a mallet to hammer those pegs into my bone so the jig would stay in place .. then they used a high-speed saw through those slots to cut off portions of my femur and tibia to make way for the implants. It's really something to look forward to! Your pal, Bionic Neal!

THESE AREN'T YOUR REGULAR READING ASSIGNMENTS

Jimmy Carter accuses Israel of "a terrible human rights crime in Gaza."

Three teens decapitate a corpse and use the head to smoke pot. What, was the local quickie mart out of rolling papers?

Beautiful Hawaiian volcano photography.

Esquire offers these 75 skills every man should master.

Hillary Clinton's open letter to Barack Obama on the Michigan and Florida vote.

Tuba Player 1, Bratty Kid 0

Time Magazine looks at 5 mistakes Hillary Clinton made. Really, just five?

Do you know what to do during an earthquake? Take the test!

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