Next up to the taxpayer trough: Citigroup.

The wooing seems to be complete ... Hillary Clinton will be Obama's secretary of state. Here we go with the traveling pants suits!

Obama has chosen Timothy Geithner to be his Treasury secretary. The market initially responded well to this announcement. Obama will announce the rest of his economic team sometime during the show today.

George Will reminds us of a rare conservative victory this year ... the Supreme Court ruling that the Second Amendment protects an individual right to bear arms. Thank goodness for small favors

Mark Halperin says that the media coverage of the 2008 presidential campaign was "the most disgusting failure of people in our business since the Iraq war."

A columnist for the New York Times wants President Bush to resign immediately so that her messiah can get to work on solving the world's problems. Someone tell this clown that if Bush resigns Dick Cheny takes over. Hey! Come to think of it ......

The Obamas have chosen a private school for their girls to attend in Washington. The same private school that Chelsea Clinton attended. As for the rest of you? Pound sand. Remember, Obama says that vouchers and school choice are frauds.

Barack Obama's limo is a gas guzzler ... but environmentalists seem willing to forgive him.

NBC fired its Weather Channel Environmental Unit ... during "Green Week.

The Bush administration is working towards tapping into our oil shale resources in Wyoming, Utah and Colorado. If he can do it in two months .. fine. If not, count on the Democrats to call a halt to this.

A store in Maine thought it would be cool to bet on the date Barack Obama would be assassinated. Sick.

State police in Illinois must now call a supervisor to ask for permission to drive 20 miles over the speed limit.

A Florida man is sent to jail and facing felony charges after trying to save his pets from his burning home.

Folks, we already have a Barack Obama Elementary School in New York.

In true "government-knows-best" fashion, New York City officials have ordered 22 churches to stop providing beds to homeless people because they don't fit the government definition of a "shelter." Behind a shrub next to the expressway is OK though.

As states cut their budgets, government officials are also looking for ways to make a buck: selling items online.

And budget cuts for this government school teacher forced him to come up with creative ways to pay for printing materials for his tests ...