Today's Nuze: October 31, 2008
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BROADCASTING FROM WORLD'S LARGEST COCKTAIL PARTY

Yup ... Neal Boortz, Georgia Bulldog fan here, and this is the weekend of the Georgia - Florida football game in Jacksonville, Florida -- sometimes referred to as the world's largest cocktail party.  So I pulled strings, got a few tickets and a hotel room, and flew the Mooney down here yesterday.  We'll be doing a live broadcast today for our WOKV AM/FM audience here in Jax, where, by the way, the Boortz Show is number one.

Now ... let's see if I'm in shape to fly back to Atlanta at O-dark-thirty on Sunday morning.

YEAH .. AND WE'RE EXPECTED TO BELIEVE THIS

I just love this story.  You can read it for yourself here, but you don't really need to.  Just let me tell you what happens ... step by step.

1. McCain supporter puts McCain sign in yard.
2. Sign gets stolen.
3. McCain supporter puts another sign up and electrifies it ... doggie electric fence style.
4. 9-year-old kid comes along to take sign and gets the shock of his life.
5. Kid's father makes excuse for him saying that all his kid was trying to do was see how the sign was put together.
6. (Sometime in the future)  Kid becomes a career criminal.

Lovely parent there.

STOP THE PRESSES

I mean it.  All bets are off and we really need to vote for Barack Obama.  Here's why:  Jane Fonda's back is hurting from the thought of Obama losing.  Poor Jane Fonda.  The American traitor's back is hurting ... my day is just ruined.

I'm not kidding, folks.  Erica Jong, a self-described feminist (oh gawd), had the following observations about our upcoming election: 

• "The record shows that voting machines in America are rigged."

• "My friends Ken Follett and Susan Cheever are extremely worried. Naomi Wolf calls me every day. Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can't cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves."

• "My back is also suffering from spasms, so much so that I had to see an acupuncturist and get prescriptions for Valium."

• "After having stolen the last two elections, the Republican Mafia..."

• "If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it's not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets."

• "Bush has transformed America into a police state, from torture to the imprisonment of reporters, to the Patriot Act."

This is an Obama supporter folks. The mentality behind our upcoming ObamaNation.  Listen to the hysteria.  These are the people who are selecting your next president.  Can you believe this nonsense?  Yeah, Bush is bringing the troops home from Iraq so they will be available to stage some sort of a coup when (and if) Obama wins.

These  people are simply bat-squeeze crazy.

A SIGN OF THE TIMES

Democrats in Washington are already arguing about how fast they want to get their policies pushed through the Congress.  James Clyburn and Charlie Rangel, among the highest ranking Democrats in Washington.  Before election day, they are already getting into pissing matches about how much they could do with a Democrat in the White House and a Democrat majority in Congress ... and more importantly, how fast they are going to do it.

Gear up for these first 100 days, folks.  There is going to be a lot of Democrat big-governmentium coming down the pipeline.

JUST TO BE CLEAR, OBAMA IS LOWERING HIS THRESHOLD

I know I have said this on the air, but I just want you to know that Obama's definition of "rich" has already changed.  During the debates, Obama ensured working families that if they make less than $250,000, they would get a government hand out.  For individuals, that figure would be $200,000. 

Now, all of the sudden, in the final days of this election ... with the media already in the tank and calling the election ... Obama has already managed to lower his definition of "rich."  He now says that working families making less than $200,000 would receive a tax cut (although he has redefined the meaning of a "tax cut).

IMPUTED INCOME .... JUST WAIT

I mentioned the concept of imputed income to a caller in the final hour yesterday, so I thought I would flesh it out for here today.  This is an idea that the Clinton administration was working on when the Republicans took over.  The concept here is to take people who are not in the higher income tax brackets and move them on up, so to speak, by creating income for them out of thin air.  That way you can tax them more. The name for this artificial income would be "imputed income," and it would be fully taxable.

Now ... for you homeowners, here is what the Democrats may have in store for you under an Obama-Pelosi-Reid Troika. 

Let's say you own your own home.  You've had it for some time.  Your mortgage payment is $1000 a month.  Homes similar to you in your neighborhood rent for $2000 a month.  The IRS will tell you that since you are living in your home for $1000 a month less than you would have to pay if you were a renter, that extra $1000 a month is actually income to you, and you should pay income taxes on that money.  That would be an extra $12,000 a year on your taxable income line ... maybe enough to shove you into a higher tax category!  And think what would happen if you owned your home free and clear?  Bingo!  $24,000 in imputed income!

Fine ... you sit there and tell me this could never happen.  Put the Democrats in total and complete power and see how that works out for you.

A TASTE OF THINGS TO COME

Did you know that the FCC is investigating on-air military analysts?  Yep. The FCC has sent letters to some of the top military analysts and suggested that they have broken the law when they appeared on television to comment on the war against Islamic extremism.  The letters were sent after two House Democrats complained to the FCC that the retired military officers, turned analysts, talked about private Pentagon briefings on the air.  The House Democrats, by the way, were Rep. Rosa L. DeLauro, (D-Conn.) and Rep. John Dingell, (D-Mich.).  What happened is that after 9/11, retired military officers would receive briefings from the Pentagon on the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Then the officers would use that information on the air.  The New York Times did a story accusing the military analysts of receiving the Pentagon briefings in exchange for positive commentary.  This would violate the Communications Act of 1934.

So now the military analysts are concerned about sharing any information on the air.  Some see this as just one of the series of moves that the Left will take in order to intimidate critics.

Need I say that none of this ... not the imputed income ... not the taxation of military analysts who disagree with the president ... none of this would happen or could happen with the FairTax.

IS BARACK OBAMA READY TO HANDLE THE MAD MULLAH?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says that the imminent collapse of international "bullies" would be a good time for him to spread Islam and Iran's Islamic Revolution.  There's your direct threat folks.  The question is how is Obama going to handle this goon?

A HATE MAIL

Maybe I should devote an entire email section to the hundreds of emails telling me what is going to happen to me (and to white folks in general) once Barack Obama is president.  For now, though, let's just enjoy this from Emmett: 

Subject:          double talk

Name:             emmett brown

Message:

I notice your article in the bathroom stall at work and decided to come back to my computer and look you up. After reading the article I understand why your article was on the floor in the restroom. The only blessing is we the voter have the power not idoits like you. If your are going to tell a story, tell the truth. Thank you for wearing your hood for all to see. I had my kid to read your hate, I need him to recognize the Klan when he see them. Keep your hood on. Thanks for the education.       

  At least I can spell "Idiot".

READING ASSIGNMENTS:

Barack Obama is trying to blame McCain for the drop in GDP.  It's the same old trick: try to link McCain to President Bush.  The trouble here is that there are enough stupid voters out there who will buy this stuff.

What has AIG done with $123 billion in emergency loans, thanks to you tax dollars?  I'll give you a hint ... it's almost gone.

Obama's "tax calculator" will show you how much of tax cut you will receive, but it won't calculate how much of a tax increase you can expect (for all you evil rich people).

Obama's plans for election night include a gathering of 65,000 ... and he is going to do it without some sort of rap artist or Communist band.

Here's a column out of Ohio: If we elect an admitted socialist president, we'll deserve what we get.

Democrats are already making plans to decorate their offices ... seriously!  And with your tax dollars.

The Republicans are considering actively pursuing Joe Lieberman to join their ranks.

Here's a fun little stroll down memory lane ... an article from 2006 predicting Obama as a presidential candidate.  The best part is if you read the comments about him not being ready or qualified.

Celebrities are threatening to leave the country if McCain is elected.  And the problem here is ...?

A Pennsylvania resident mistook a government truck made by "McClain Galion" to be a government truck with a McCain bumper sticker ... the woman promptly complained to her Senator about government trucks showing political bias. 

Here's some interesting news ... Australia will join China in implementing mandatory censoring of the Internet.

The New Jersey police are confiscating illegal firearms and melting them down, so that "they'll never hurt anyone again."  Melt criminals, not guns.

A Canadian man just finished serving 6 months in jail for his 45 day sentence.  Read it again.

A tattoo artist was fined $600 for not being in proper control of his vehicle ... because he was driving with a tiny Chihuahua in his lap.

Voters in this election say they want a president who will go to Washington to solve their problems!  Well a listener has sent us this poster ...

A Colorado police dog, Izzy, has retired from the force after being injured while fighting with a suspect.  Now the handler is trying to pay for Izzy's surgery.  We need to help

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