READING ASSIGNMENTS 

Remember the recent outrage that 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was waterboarded 183 times? Yeah, turns out it wasn't true.

Jonah Goldberg says that Barack Obama's liberal arrogance will be his undoing. Yeah, right.

Guess who is going to own 55% of Chrysler ... the United Auto Workers union.

Al Gore is trying to convince people that this idea for cap-and-trade is going to save Americans money ... even though that is entirely not the case. Gore is a liar. You haven't figured that out yet?

Obama says that he wants an internal review to figure out what when wrong in the NYC photo op the other day. No review is needed. You just need to remember that this is the very nature of government.

When it comes to his handling of state secrets, Obama has been given a "D" grade by fellow Democrat Russ Feingold.

A recent Rasmussen poll shows that 77% of U.S. voters say that they prefer a free market economy over a government-managed economy. Then why in the hell did so many of these people vote for Barack Obama?

When it comes to this swine flu, guess what is the first country to impose an all-out travel ban to and from Mexico?

It seems the Democrats are living up to Rahm Emanuel's mantra of "never let a good crisis go to waste." Meanwhile, Obama has asked for an additional $1.5 billion to enhance the U.S. response to the swine flu outbreak.

The hog industry is furious over the swine flu because it is killing their sales, even though the flu has nothing to do with eating pork products.

A national flight attendants union wants the FAA to require airlines to develop and implement passenger-screening standards because of the swine flu.

Florida is considering a license plate that says, "Can A Brotha Get A Break."

This has been labeled the worst tattoo ever. I don't know .. I could think of a few fat women with ankle tattoos who could compete. You do know that an ankle tattoo on a fat chick makes her look slimmer, don't you?

One more bit of trivia before we go ... How many people does it take to change every light bulb in Grand Central Terminal?

Just for the heck of it, what happened during President GW Bush's first 100 days?