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Posted: 8:27 a.m. Wednesday, April 29, 2009
By Neal Boortz
Doesn't our new Homeland Security Director, Janet Napolitano, just give you a warm, nice, fuzzy secure feeling? I know that no matter how anxious I might feel about issues such as man-caused disasters (formerly "terrorism"), or the H1N1 virus (formerly "Swine Flu"), as soon as I see Janet addressing the issue I feel totally and completely secure. All hail PrezBO (PBUH) for this wonderful appointment.
Alert! @RollinsWallace on Twitter says that from now on the flu should be known as "Montezuma's Final Solution." I like it, though "Mexican Flu" does have a certain panache.
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