There's a tea party caravan on the way to Washington. The people in this caravan say that they've had just about enough of big government and high taxes, and they're exercising their free speech rights to let some of the high and mighty inside the beltway know.

OK ... I have an idea; perhaps a better way to make a statement. If you have a septic tank you know at least two things:

1. You know what is in that septic tank.
2. You know that there are people who will come to your home and pump that stuff out of there every once in a while.

You also probably suspect that there is an overabundance of that very same stuff in Washington DC. So .. how about another caravan!

Close your eyes for a second and try to envision about 100 of those septic tank cleaning trucks heading to Washington DC. Just drive into town, circle the Capitol, drive down the National Mall, and then find a place for a little rally. They symbolism would be wonderful.

OK ... I'm the idea man here. I don't do all that well at implementing, so I'm leaving this up to someone else. Hint: The symbolism here would be so strong that you can bet the Democrats would try to find a way to stop you; probably using the Department of Homeland Security.