Story out of New York.

We have a criminal criminal - who really should have either been in jail or shot and killed by someone a long time ago - who massacred three members of a family last Thursday afternoon. Something to do, I suspect, with all the heroin they found in the apartment. Hector Quinones shot and killed two, stabbed another to death, wounded one woman and then chased a 28-year-old woman out onto the fire escape where she was screaming for help. Doggone the luck, it seems that Quinones liked to wear baggy pants. As he went out on the fire escape his pants went to his ankles. He tripped; went over the railing and fell three floors to his death. There he was, all dead and stuff, with his pants around his ankles. A witness told police that he "was very dead." That's the end of that particularly sperm pool.

As I said .. gotta love it.

Well .. .I'm on vacation ... so that's about it. Here are some reading assignments from Cristina. Keep checking back because you know I just can't help myself. And keep those lines burned up to the offices of your Senators and Congressmen. If you make them fear for their jobs, we might still be able to stop this expansive monstrosity.