Some people, the Investor's Business Daily, for instance, think that Obama delayed the signing of the government stimulus bill one day so that he could go to Denver and talk up the "green" provisions of the bill. So .. on the day this grand disaster is signed, our new president talked green. Oh, to be sure, he had something to say about jobs. To be specific, he had this to say: "Green energy that can create countless well-paying jobs." Countless? Wow! Now that's going to be something! If anything will solve our economic downturn "countless" jobs would sure do it. We're going to employ America building windmills and solar panels. Wow! Am I ever relieved. Everything is going to be just fine.

You do know that most of this money isn't going to hit the economy for around two years, don't you?