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Posted: 8:35 a.m. Thursday, Jan. 29, 2009
By Neal Boortz
We have located your future celebusluts. These are girls that wish to emulate such spectacular role models as Britney Spears and other sex icons. Here in the Atlanta area, the dance team at Jonesboro High School has been disbanded after a racy performance at a basketball game. The eight girls were wearing little booty shorts, tight tops and dancing on chairs. Once they leave the chairs, their gyrations look like got their choreography straight from BET music videos. A video of the performance showed up on YouTube titled "The Sluts of Jonesboro." That about sums it up.
The school has disbanded the group for the rest of the year. The faculty advisor has been removed. The school will not be punishing the girls beyond that .. but let's only hope that the parents take care of the rest. One thing for sure ... there's a lot of boys in this school who know where they're going to go for their next sexual conquest.