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Posted: 8:20 a.m. Thursday, May 21, 2009

READING ASSIGNMENTS 

By Neal Boortz

Obama says that we can accomplish new auto emissions standards if we "work together." The Wall Street Journal has a message for him: good luck with that.

Here is a series of exchanges and quotes from tax cheat Tim Geithner. Read this, and then tell me that you still want this guy in charge.

While we are at it ...... watch this video of Barney Frank and then tell me if you can understand anything slobbering Barney is saying. If you can, call and enlighten me --- or just leave a comment right here. By the way ... what poor sap has the job of wiping down the microphones after Slobbering Barney gives a press briefing.

The Congress has officially passed the credit card bill that would impose sweeping new limits on the credit card industry. This is not going to work out all that well. Step number one? Credit card companies will start closing marginal accounts.

The Obama administration is one step closer to having a 'regulatory czar.' His name will be Wesley Mouch.

Now they tell us ... Press Secretary Robert Gibbs says that closing Gitmo was a "hasty decision." Duhhhhhhhh.

Three of Chrysler's secured creditors want the court to halt the restructuring plan on the grounds that it violates their legal rights and the government's authority.

Not that Obama doesn't have enough on his plate, but Iran has test-fired a missile capable of striking Israel. PrezBO will give Achmanutjob a call today and settle things down.

The Obama administration has now decided that California can have its stimulus money after threatening to withhold it because the state cut wages for healthcare workers.

No matter how many of these articles you read about the repercussions of Obama's emissions standards ... I never read one that says it will be a good idea.

How do Republicans plan on holding up this cap-and-trade bill? By reading all 946 pages .. all aloud. That's after they've hired the speed reader to comb through the darn thing.

Chuck Schumer has decided that now is the time to change our immigration laws.

State senators in South Carolina are "torn" on a resolution affirming the 10th Amendment. What's there to be torn about? Must be government educated ... maybe they don't know what the 10th Amendment says.

Here's an interesting report that found that our air quality actually improved during the Bush administration. That's a good reason to force the automakers to build go-carts.

A bunch of America's evil, filthy rich got together for a secret meeting recently ... and now the moonbats have begun concocting their conspiracy theories that these rich people are plotting to take over the world. Me? First, I wasn't invited. Second .. I think we would be much better off if we just let poor people run the show.

Joe Biden now says that he was fired on by Bosnian snipers ... wait, haven't we heard this one already? Oh .. and so was Hillary, by the way. Though I don't think those snipers were Bosnians. I think they were from Turdistan or something.

Here's some good news ... Illegal border crossings are down 27% since last year. The bad news is that there is a lot of sheet rock around that needs to be hung.

 
 

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