A listener sent this to me.  Now I don't know whether this is true or not, but I've received hundreds of emails containing this little gem.  So ... if I post it on Nealz Nuze maybe the emails will slow down.  Fact is, if this didn't happen at Aggieland, it happened somewhere.  Someone came up with this definition, and whoever they are they are to be congratulated ... or, as Floridia's prized Congresswoman Corrine Brown says, "Gradulated." 

Every year at Texas A&M they do a contest to come up with the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.  This year's term was one of my favorites: political correctness.  Here is the winning definition ...

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Not bad.