YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS ONE

The Queen and I spent Monday night in the home of some friends in Something-or-other, Florida. Our hosts were justifiably proud of their new digs and delighted in showing us around. Super ... now, when you go to the drive-in teller at your bank do you ever put your deposit ...

• 8:33 a.m. Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009

CLIMATEGATE

By now I am sure that you are well-versed on this Climategate scandal. If not, let me sum it up real quickly: Someone hacked into a climate change research unit and discovered that the scientists had been manipulating and/or hiding data in order to support their fake global warming theory. ...

• 8:26 a.m. Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009

DRAT! FOILED AGAIN!

Awwww ... this really is too bad. Remember that Census worker in Kentucky who was found hanging in the woods? Yup... you got it. Tango uniform! There he was with the word "Fed" written on his chest ... stiff as a board. Well .. what happened next was totally predictable. ...

• 8:24 a.m. Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009

MUPPETS PERFORM BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY

You may be AT work but we know you're not DOING any work. Here, let me help you fill the time.

• 8:21 a.m. Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009

PAY AS YOU FIGHT

Barack Obama has apparently settled on a plan for Afghanistan, but he isn't going to tell us his plan until after Thanksgiving. All he can tell us is that we are going to "finish the job." Some officials believe that Obama will send somewhere in the ballpark of 34,000 additional ...

• 8:19 a.m. Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009

OBAMA BY NUMBERS

Barack Obama's approval ratings have been dropping, big time. Overall, Obama's ratings are down below 50%, according to Gallup polls. But there are still a few segments of society that are holding on to hope. The young. Obama's approval rating is below 50% for every age group except Americans between ...

• 8:17 a.m. Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009

"SO HELP ME GOD"

There's a little brouhaha happening here in one of our local Atlanta suburbs. In Marietta, Georgia (just north of Atlanta), the city council is worried about police officers being sworn in with the phrase "so help me God." Yes, folks .. this is what they are worried about. The oath ...

• 8:13 a.m. Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009

BOY RENDERED UNCONSCIOUS BY VICIOUS PITBULL

• 8:10 a.m. Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009

READING ASSIGNMENTS

Thomas Sowell gets this one right, right out of the gate: No one will really understand politics until they understand that politicians are not trying to solve our problems. Think all of this government borrowing isn't affecting private businesses? Think again. We knew this one was coming ... Foot Hood ...

• 8:08 a.m. Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009