DRAT! FOILED AGAIN! 

Awwww ... this really is too bad.

Remember that Census worker in Kentucky who was found hanging in the woods? Yup... you got it. Tango uniform! There he was with the word "Fed" written on his chest ... stiff as a board.

Well .. what happened next was totally predictable. Immediately people started blaming evil right wing talk radio hosts for his murder. I was personally named in several opinion pieces and blogs as one of the responsible parties. My rantings against the intrusiveness of the Census drove someone to murder this poor man.

Well ... durned the luck ... looks like I've escaped responsibilities for my actions yet again. Authorities have concluded that the death was a suicide. The dear departed Census worker took out some hefty life insurance policies and then killed himself ... trying to make it look like a murder. Here's your story.

But keep your chins up, dear liberals. You keep throwing the blame for everything bad that happens in this world to evil, disgusting talk show hosts ... and sooner or later something might stick.