I mean, look: There is an advantage to being able to instantly identify someone as below average in intelligence. Sure ... you'll miss one every now and then, but by and large if you just assume that someone you encounter who smokes is not all that bright you're going to be right. Sure helps in a job interview. Look at the teeth. Look for yellow fingers. Use your sense of smell. If the cigarette warning light comes on offer them a job cleaning bathrooms.

Oh .. and then there's the young women. Any male high school senior can tell you this: If a high school girl smokes she's having sex with someone. You parents need to pick up on this. If she's a smoker, when she comes in late from a date on Friday night .. when she takes off her clothes to get into bed that's probably the second time that night she's done that.

Just trying to help you out here. Maybe you should introduce your smoking daughter to birth control.