When the progs criticisms of the GOP spending plans consist solely of wild-eyed statements that old people and children are going to die, are they really treating the debate seriously, or are they just trying to frighten stupid people.

Florida’s Governor Rick Scott is trying to remove asinine government regulations, including Florida’s requirement that interior decorators be licensed.  At least one spokesman for Florida’s decorator community says that if they aren’t licensed 80,000 people will die.  Now you just gotta know this woman voted for Obama.

Obama used to be a Constitutional law professor.  He is about as qualified to teach Constitutional law as I am to teach hair growth techniques.

Remember the brouhaha in Wisconsin over government employees losing their collective bargaining rights?  Remember Obama sticking his nose into that controversy and saying that Scott Walker had declared war on unions?  Do you also know that the union employees who work for Obama in the Executive branch of the Imperial Federal Government don’t have collective bargaining rights?  Well … now you do.

Obsessed with Obama?  Yeah … I’ll admit to that.  When you love a country as much as I love America you can’t help but be obsessed with a man bent on “fundamental transformation,” as he calls it; or “destruction,” as I call it.

Today is April 15^th, but it’s not tax day.  I have no idea why.  But – whatever – you can still find an ignoranus in your office who will say “I didn’t have to pay any taxes this year!  I’m getting some back!”  

Sleeping air traffic controllers?  Joe Biden is an air traffic controller?

Donald Trump says that Obama is the worst president in the history of this country.  I knew there was something about that guy I liked.  But do we really need a First Lady with only one expression?

Sparse notes and assignments today?  Yup.  It’s Friday.  Look, I’m going to do my 4.5 hours on the air, so tone down the bitching a bit, OK? 

ABC has cancelled “All My Children” and “One Life to Live.”  This will bother far too many women than our national debt.

When all is said and done Ka-Daffey will still be in power in Libya.  So … just what have we accomplished there?

Don’t ever forget – in the world of the progs the focus of all evil is our nation’s health insurance companies. 

Ok .. that’s it for Friday.  I have to eat and get to the studio.