Why do people follow me on Twitter? (You can find me at @Talkmaster).  Because I’m a load of fun, that’s why.  I’ll even say things there I won’t say on the radio!  Here are some of the Tweets I sent out yesterday after the earthquake struck.  And yes, some people slammed me for being insensitive and all that.  It just made me work harder.

• Florida Congresswoman Corrine Brown demanding sandbags for protection from aftershock.
• Quake caused John Kerry to drop a drink on his foot. Inquiring about a Purple Heart.
• Ga. Congressman Hank Johnson checking to see if Guam is still right side up.
• Washington Monument reported to be leaning -- possibly crooked. To be renamed the Clinton Monument.
• Dow is up on rumors quake swallowed White House.
• Michelle: "OK, Barack. THAT time I felt the earth move. Now would you please not ask me again? Just dayam!"
• USGS says earthquake moved DC 3" closer to Moscow. Obama sneers at weak effort, vows to do better.
• Rick Santorum blames earthquake on Roe vs. Wade.
• Stay on Martha's Vineyard, Obama. One disaster in DC at a time please. Nothing you can do but make it worse.
• Obama claims the rich didn't suffer their fair share of earthquake damage.
• Obama says DC unprepared for earthquake due to Bush tax cuts.

You gotta love Twitter. It was about that time that I decided that the world wasn’t, in fact, coming to an end so I headed down to the pool to check out the flatbellies.  ‘Cause that’s how I roll.  “Hey hunny! That bald headed four-eyed old fart over there is staring at me!”