Most of the people who are upset with the Casey Anthony jury would sell their own children to avoid jury duty.

The Atlanta government schools are now punch lines for comedians?  What took so long?  Atlanta schools are little more than a jobs program for incompetent administrators and a jobs training program for future City of Atlanta employees.

Want to see steam coming out of your ears?  Watch an office full of government employees put all but one or two phone lines on hold when it’s time to go to work, then sit back and enjoy another cup  of coffee while they read the comics.

It’s nice that Obama wordsmith David Plouffe thinks that the unemployment numbers won’t have any effect on next year’s election.  He’s probably right.  The moocher class keeps growing – and that’s where Obama voters come from.

I read yesterday that Obama’s father once thought about putting the young lad up for adoption.  How might the history of this country have been different if Obama had been raised by parents who actually loved this country?  

Heading to Yosemite in August.  Will I finally make it all the way to the  top of Half Dome?  This time I’ll try not to growl like a bear and scare the %^@#) out of a woman trying to drop a deuce behind a boulder. 

I hope to jet some time on the jet ski this weekend … that’s why I have the tides app on my smart phone.  Do you know if you hit a Manatee just right you can get some air time?

Whether you think you can, or you can’t … you’re right.  (One of my favorites) 

You can print stamps on your computer (Stamps.com).  You can create legal documents ready to file (Legalzoom.com).  I’m waiting for someone to develop a website that can notarize documents.  Someone get with it, would ya?

Willie Nelson may go to jail for one year for marijuana possession?  That’s so completely ridiculous.  Legalize weed now.  BTW … I remember Willie Nelson when he wasn’t the world’s greatest punch line:  “That one there in the middle?  By God, THAT’S Willie Nelson!” 

Some of you just shot coffee out of your nose. 

Here’s your private jet tax break:  Obama is the all-time champ for buzzing around in Air Force One.  Park the damn thing for a while and save the taxpayers some money.  

The NAACP is upset that there aren’t enough black faces on the CNN prime time lineup.  People are generally tired of the NAACP.  I don’t see them complaining about the lack of pale faces on BET.  

They just had the running of the bulls in Spain.  Every day it’s the spouting of the bull#@$ in Washington.  I will we could run these critters through the halls of congress. 

I think all putts from within four feet should be gimmes on freshly verticut greens.

Speaking of golf … ever heard of a “Rockefeller?”  That’s why I have an AED.  

Looks like Iran is going to develop its very own little nuclear bomb on Obomba’s watch.  Just another part of his legacy.  

After today the great United States of America will not have any way to put a man into space.   But we can damn sure fund artists who can’t produce a work of art that can be sold in the free marketplace.

The people dumb enough to buy a book by Casey Anthony probably can’t read.  Better make it a picture book or the advance will be wasted.  

Is there anything more stupid than dying for a $3.25 baseball?  Well … there is voting for Barack Obama --- unless you’re a dedicated moocher, that is.  

If the skies over Florida were clear today I would tell Belinda to put on a tape, hope in my Mooney, get up to about 10,000 feet, point my spinner to 050 degrees,  and see if I could see our final Shuttle launch.   

And on to more serious matters ……..