Question:  They dumped Osama bin Laden’s worthless corpse into the Arabian Sea, right?  Why couldn’t they have dumped him into the Dead Sea? 

Here’s a first.  Over the weekend the gas pump stopped at $100 on a fill-up.  I guess they’re programmed to do that.  So … spend $100 and didn’t even fill the tank. 

The love bugs are swarming at Big Cypress.  A lot of you have never experienced love bugs.  If the eco-radicals knew how many we kill with windshields they would be asking for all driving to be halted until the love bugs have done their thing. 

Blisters on both feet from walking with those stupid tux shoes Saturday evening. 

The Democrats are going to craft their bill today to end tax breaks for evil Big Oil.  Too bad the dumb masses don’t realize that (1) the money the federal government will be taking is the money the oil companies use to explore for even more oil – but who needs more oil. (2) While the government is doing a better job of spending this money than the oil companies would, your gas prices will suffer. 

The leftist fools who are so upset with “enhanced interrogation techniques”:  I want to hear you say to your child “No, I would not torture someone even if I knew they had kidnapped you and that you were going to die if they didn’t tell me where you are.”