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Posted: 9:28 a.m. Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Just A Few Random Thoughts 

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By Neal Boortz

  • The NBA finals begin today.  Someone tell me when it’s over.  I’m rooting for the team with the smallest tattoo coverage. 
  • I’m the Grand Marshall for the Atlanta Ride for Kids this coming Sunday.  We ride from North Point Mall up to Dahlonega.  The ride benefits the Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation.  Looking forward to this … and I hope you won’t mind later this week when I ask you to donate a few bucks to this great organization. Here’s a link!
  • Walking on the beach over the weekend I saw toddlers with those insipid little inflated armbands … I think they’re called water wings.  They’re dangerous.  Trust me, I used to be a lifeguard in Southern California.  If your kid needs those water wings your kid shouldn’t be in the water.  A parent who puts those things on their child and then turns the child loose is an unfit parent.
  • The community association where I live has banned motorcycles.  I’m OK because I had my motorcycle before the ban went into effect.  I’m grandfathered, though I would not be allowed to replace the motorcycle if it were stolen or wrecked.  Why the ban?  Noise.  Idiots on motorcycles with loud exhausts.  How many other places are similar banks being instituted?  Loud pipes piss people off.  
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