OccuTards tweet me saying “What’s the matter with having a conversation?”  Beating drums and crapping on my flag does not constitute a conversation.

 I wish we could generate as much conversation about how the American Dream is dying as we have about how Ka-Daffy died.  The circumstances of Ka-Daffy’s death rank pretty low on my GAF meter.

 How about a debate between Charles Krauthammer and Obama.  Obama would soil his skivvies the first time Krauthammer opened his mouth. 

 They have “empathy tables” at the NYC OccuTard encampment.  That’s where you go to get a hug after a fellow OccuTard drops a deuce on your sleeping spot.

 I happen to know from personal experience that people with comb-overs are more likely to vote for Obama.  They can’t see how stupid they look nor do they realize how ignorant they are. 

 I just remembered.  Obama told us that his election meant that the planet would start cooling and the seas would stop rising.  Has anyone checked on that lately?

 Which do you think is leading to more rapes and crime?  (A) The failure to pass Obama’s “jobs bill.”, or (B) the delay of the NBA season? 

 If you’re opposed to abortion, then that would mean you’re opposed to Rick Perry’s new tax overhaul plan.  $20+ million dollars worth of research in the FairTax.  There’s your plan.  The FairTax was created by economists and accountants over a course of years, not by a candidate’s advisory board over a period of weeks.

 Is the Silver Queen corn fresh in Iowa in December?  If I’m going to go to the Iowa Caucus I’m going to want my corn dogs.  I’m sure Michelle Bachmann wants to scarf down a corn dog while she’s there as well.

 Cracked iPhone screen.  Apple store said it could not be replaced.  iHospital on Roswell Road in Atlanta said it could … and they did.  Cheaper than buying a replacement and you don’t have to deal with that syncing, back-up, and restoration process.