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Posted: 8:51 a.m. Thursday, Sept. 22, 2011
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By Neal Boortz
Well ... this ought to be fun. Belinda, Jamie Dupree and I are all in Orlando for today’s broadcast so that we can hang together at the GOP debate Well --- it would have been fun if Belinda hadn’t decided she needed to go to her kid’s soccer practice last night before flying on down. Her plane landed at midnight. So Jamie and I had to toast the Peabody Ducks on our own.
Oh ... then there’s my poor limo driver. I did my regular Wednesday evening bit with Cavuto on Fox Business (demand it!) last night. Fox asked me if I wanted a car to come pick me up to take me to the studio --- and since I had no clue where the studio was I accepted their kind offer. Soooooo ---- while I’m in the studio trying to throw Cavuto off his game, my driver heads out to get a cuppa coffee. While sipping his latte someone steals the car. No kidding. This means that when I’m through I have no ride back to the hotel. Well ... the limo service did come up with another driver after about 20 minutes ... but still. So if anyone in Orlando knows someone who was joyriding in a black Lincoln Town Car around 6:30 or so last night ... kneecap them for me, would you?
Oh ... and that reminds me. Several years ago Georgia had a governor named Joe Frank Harris. Nice enough guy --- but get this. He actually came up with the idea for a sentencing guideline for car thieves in Georgia. Here you go ... you wouldn't have to do jail time until you stole your second car. Everybody gets one free grand theft auto. Don’t you know what would have happened to insurance premiums of Joe Frank had managed to have his way with that one?
Neal Boortz chronicles his 42 years of talk radio in his book "Maybe I Should Just Shut Up and Go Away" Available on line and printed from Barnes and Noble and Amazon.
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