Posted: 9:00 a.m. Monday, April 30, 2012
Did you hear the one about the dumb jock... By Neal Boortz
And the dumb jock in this case is one Caleb King. He’s a Minnesota Viking – though I suspect not for much longer.
Caleb King was also a Georgia Bulldog .. but he was declared academically ineligible his senior year and booked out. He wasn’t drafted, but did manage to get hired by the Vikings, though he didn’t play so much as one down last season.
Anyway … I’ll let you read the story for yourself. Here’s your link . Wait until you get to the part where King says “I was just talking to him and he fell down.”
Go ahead --- read it. When you stop laughing come back here and we’ll get to the serious stuff.
Neal Boortz chronicles his 42 years of talk radio in his book "Maybe I Should Just Shut Up and Go Away" Available on line and printed from Barnes and Noble and Amazon.
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