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Posted: 8:36 a.m. Friday, Aug. 3, 2012

But we believe in equal rights.... 

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By Neal Boortz

That’s the message we get from a lot of the people who have been protesting Chick-fil-a.  It’s all about equal rights for gays .. or for gays and lesbians .. or for the entire alphabet soup of the LGBTAOQ crowd.  

School time.  Would you like to learn how to drive these “equal rights for gays” folks absolutely bat-quano crazy?  It’s ridiculously simple, really.  Just tell the person who’s life you want to make miserable that there is not one single right under out law that can be exercised by a straight male that can’t be exercised by a gay male.  Ohhhhh … they think they’re going to nail you right from the get-go.

 “Well, a gay male can’t marry another man!”

“Either can a straight male.”

 Uh oh.  With just that simple exchange the proggie knows that he’s in trouble.  He just can’t let go though --- so he gets out his shovel and digs the hole a little deeper.

 “But a gay male can’t marry the person he loves!”

“Yes he can … if the person he loves is a woman.  And those are the exact same rights the straight male has.”

 

See folks .. just that easy.  

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