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Posted: 8:14 a.m. Wednesday, Aug. 22, 2012

Biden in Tampa? 

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By Neal Boortz

Some are making a big deal over the fact that Joe Jive Biden is going to go to Tampa and just hang around during the GOP convention.  I’m actually glad this is happening.  Biden’s presence in Tampa could be compared to an anti-smoking billboard featuring a haggard old woman smoking through a hole in her throat.  You’re reminded of why you need to quit smoking.   Wait!  I have another one!  Having Obama in Tampa is much like having someone with terrible, eye-stinging body odor at your party.  He will serve as a constant reminder to use deodorant. 

Oh! Oh!  Just thought of something I can Tweet to my followers today.  Hmmm … let’s see if we can make this 140 characters or less.  “Obama is a load of underwear with skid marks. The voters can be the bleach.”  I’ll cut and paste and see if it fits.  

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