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Posted: 7:59 a.m. Tuesday, Dec. 4, 2012
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By Neal Boortz
OK … so Kate Middleton is pregnant. I’m sure she can afford the baby, so unless some green drooling scaly monster with huge fangs bores its way out of her abdomen, I don’t really want to hear another thing about her rapidly dividing cell mass until nine months have passed since the royal baby was uploaded. Capish?
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