This is why I like exercising … well, this and the fact that the better shape I’m in the more I’m going to enjoy my retirement travels. Antarctica ain’t for sofa spuds. When you’re exercise … on an aerobics machine, race-walking down the beach … and as long as you don’t have headphones on blaring a rhythmic cacophony .. you can do some pretty clear thinking. Much of my widely-recognized brilliance comes from thoughts nurtured in just those moments.

So .. my Grand Theory for Voting Democrat. First of all … what is a grand theory? It’s a whole and complete explanation for the behavior of some entity. Scientists, for instance, have been looking for a grand theory of the universe; some theory that would completely answer all questions regarding the formation and operation of our universe from day one to the present.

Well I’ve been looking for theory – some grand theory – to explain why people vote Democrat. Why, in this election, would they vote to retain a ruler dedicated to the proposition of “fundamentally transforming” the greatest nation, the greatest system of governance, into a centrally governed behemoth destructive of liberty and everyone’s sense of individualism. Just WHY would people vote for this guy?

Some people will vote Obama because he’s a Democrat and they’ve always voted Democrat and that’s just the way it is. Others will vote for Obama because they’re black, he’s black, and they’re going to vote for the black guy. Period. End of story. Others will vote for him – and this is getting closer to the Unified Theory – because they think he will put more money in their pocket than the other guy. And then there’s just pure mental illness to consider.

Truly there could be as many reasons to vote for Caesar Obammus as there are voters; but surely somewhere there is one overriding reason that can be wrapped into anyone’s reasons for casting such a dangerous vote. I believe there is, and I think I’ve found it. Here it is:

Let’s just try this theory out on some more visible Democrat sycophants. How about the class warfare crowd. Are they really upset that some people make a lot of money? Really, no. They’re upset that it’s OTHER people making that money, not them. The folks who rail against capitalism and profits? Profits aren’t the problem. Who gets to spend the profits … THAT’s the problem. The rich need to pay “their fair share” of taxes? It’s not a question of the rich not paying their fair share, it’s a question of the government getting more money out of the evil rich so that it can be spread around among Democrat voters.

I’m working on this theory .. ironing out all of the wrinkles. Soon I’ll write my paper and submit it for peer review. I’ll keep you posted.