Just some helpful guidance for my listeners.  If you are looking for a job and want to be taken seriously, I hope you don’t have a tattoo.  If you do, get it removed.  In fact, if you are looking for a job, the tattoo removal business is booming!

According to The Patient’s Guide, a website comprised of 25 niche publications dedicated to skin care, laser tattoo removal has increased 32 percent over the past year --- just the PAST YEAR --  with many citing employment as a main reason for the treatment.

Dr. Jen Mundt of Delete Tattoo Removal in Phoenix said she sees about 20 to 22 people a day looking to remove their tattoos for prospective jobs …

Mundt said her clients are primarily concerned with tattoos that are located on the wrist and neck.

The wrist and the neck, but what about ankle tattoos?  Oh yeah … those are generally found on fat chicks, and they have trouble finding jobs for other reasons. 

Go ahead folks … keep those tweets and emails coming … tell me what an old fogey I am.  Tell me how un-cool I am.  Tell me how wrong I am for making derisive comments about those of you with all of that graffiti on your bodies.  In the meantime, young people with more sense than you will be out there taking your jobs.  Oh .. and make sure you confine your comments for me to emails and Tweets.  You don’t need to waste money on stamps that you will need for your own tattoo removal when you are bitch-slapped by reality.