This contraception thing … are you operating under the mistaken impression that what we’ve been talking about here is a right to use contraception?  Not so.  If you listened carefully to the words of the now-famous Sandra Fluke you will have heard that the issue wasn’t whether or not she or her horny classmates could use contraception – but rather who would pay for it.  Fluke, you see, was demanding that the pills and condoms be paid for by someone else; and now she’s been joined by aaaaaaacitivists across the country.   Somehow in this age of entitlement contraception has become a right .. which means that it absolutely must be paid for by someone else. 

So let’s see if we get this right.  The government (the people) have absolutely no right to tell a woman whether or not she can have sex, who she can or cannot have sex with, and what she can or cannot do if that sex results in a pregnancy.  That’s fine … as long as I don’t  have to watch and can’t hear you.  But now it’s my responsibility to provide you with contraceptives?  What’s next? AstroGlide?  How about some personal battery-operated devices?  And what if you can’t reach orgasm?  Is it then the government’s responsibility – which means our responsibility – to provide you with any medical or psychological care you might need to make your sex fulfilling?

Where will this go next?  What right will the moocher class invent?  The imagination of the moocher class is so overactive we will have to just sit back and see what they come up with next.