I don’t know … maybe she thinks she’s going to be the next Sandra Fluke.  Maybe she thinks that she’s going to be called before a congressional committee to testify about workplace inequality.

Who am I talking about?  Well, you remember the so-called “independent voter” who asked Romney what he was going to do about the fact that women in the workplace make only 72% of what men make for the same job? Yeah … that girl.  Her name is Katherine Fenton, and her social network antics are coming home to haunt her.  Well … maybe not haunt her; let’s just say “expose” her.  She seems way beyond haunting.

Yesterday news reports revealed that the lovely Ms. Fenton might be a Code Pink anti-war activist.  “Undecided voter?”  Yeah, right.  Well .. that hasn’t been proven, so far as I know, but it really doesn’t matter any more …. Now that we have seen her Twitter account.

Fenton Tweets with the name of @MissKF.  Uh oh.  Wait a minute.  Let’s say she DID tweet as @MissKF.  Suddenly it seems that the @MissKF account has been deleted!  Golly!  Gee!  I wonder why that could be!  (poetry unintentional).  Well … maybe it’s because since she decided to make herself an object of national curiosity by passing herself off as an undecided voter and then citing that provably false 72% statistic, some folks decided to look at her past Tweets and expose her for what she is!

So … .Why did Katherine Kutie delete her Twitter account?  Well maybe it was because of Tweets like these.  I will disguise the “F” word for the more sensitive among you, but trust me …. She’s not afraid to use it.  Her papa must be so proud. Here we go.  Hold on.

• “If you have a vagina and update about sports, I have without question unsubscribed from you.”
• “Purple Joose?  My all-time favorite road to blackout.”  (Joose is a malt beverage.  I know The Talkmaster knows all because I’m cool)
• “Did someone say happy hour?  I promise I won’t get wet this time.”
• “Fu_k tha police”
• “If you guys don’t like it, don’t jerk guys off in a meadow.”  (NO clue on this one.)
• “kill marry fu_k  Whoopie Goldberg, Condoleezza Rice, Al Sharpton”  (She doesn’t indicate which she wants to do to whom)
• “oh man, just got that double entendre.  Cum what may I’m ready for Friday.”
• “Who would you like to hump most on this humpday?”

Those debate folks really did a superlative job of vetting the “undecided” voters for that debate, didn’t they?  The only thing Katherine Fenton seems to be undecided on is whether to kill, marry, or fu_k Whoopie, Condi or Al.  I’m sure they’re waiting to hear.